NEW LINE CINEMA PRESENTS
            BOOGIE NIGHTS
                          Written and Directed By
                            PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON
 
 
 
1 EXT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT
CAMERA holds on this PACKED disco on Van Nuys Blvd.
TITLE CARD: "San Fernando Valley, 1977"
A CADILLAC SEVILLE pulls up to the valet area and CAMERA (STEADICAM) moves
across the street, towards the car, landing close;
From the Seville steps, JACK HORNER (50s) and AMBER WAVES (early 30s).
CAMERA follows them (this is one continous shot) as they pass the crowd,
greet a DOORMAN and enter --
INSIDE THE NIGHTCLUB. Twice as packed inside as outside. Music is full
blast. Amber and Jack are greeted by;
MAURICE t.t. RODRIGUEZ (30s). Owner of the nightclub. Puerto Rican. Wearing
a suit and fifteen gold chains.
                                  MAURICE
              Jackie-Jack-Jack and Miss Lovely Amber Waves --
                                   AMBER
                                Hi, Maurice.
                                    JACK
               You bad ass little spick. How are you, honey?
                                  MAURICE
                    Pissed off you ain't been around --
                                    JACK
                           -- I been on vacation.
                                  MAURICE
                     Don't stay away this long from my
                     club ever again, Jackie-Jack-Jack.
                                    JACK
                                 I promise.
Maurice takes Amber's hand and gives it a kiss.
                                  MAURICE
                You are the foxiest bitch in ten countries.
                                   AMBER
                           You're such a charmer.
                                  MAURICE
                                 (to Jack)
                    I got you all set up at your booth.
              I wanna send over some clams on the half shell.
                                    JACK
                                 Beautiful.
                                  MAURICE
                     Just remember, Jack: I'm available
                     and ready. Cast me and find out --
                                    JACK
                             Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amber and Jack head off towards the booth. CAMERA stays with Maurice,
follows him to the bar area, where he shouts some orders to a WAITER.
                                  MAURICE
                      Clams on the half shell to Jack
                       and Amber -- over there -- go!
The WAITER takes off to the kitchen, Maurice walks onto the dance floor and
greets three people;
REED ROTHCHILD, 20s, tall and skinny, BECKY BARNETT, 20s, black girl in
silk, BUCK SWOPE, 20s, black guy in cowboy gear.
                                  MAURICE
                           Hello there, kiddies.
                              REED/BUCK/BECKY
                           Hi, hey, hi, Maurice.
                                  MAURICE
                            Having a good time?
                                   BECKY
                                 Excellent.
                                  MAURICE
                            Great, great, great.
Maurice moves away to greet some more people. CAMERA stays with Reed, Becky
and Buck, does a 360 around them. Reed and Becky Disco Dance. Buck does
some Cowboy-Type Moves.
Moments later, the WAITER carrying clams on the half shell passes and
CAMERA picks up with him, follows him to Jack's booth, where he presents
them;
                                   WAITER
                          Compliments of Maurice.
                                    JACK
                                 Thank you.
                                   AMBER
                      Can I get a Marguerita, please?
                                    JACK
                             Seven-Up, here --
The WAITER exits, CAMERA PANS with him for a moment, leading to a young
girl wearing rollerskates, ROLLERGIRL (aged 18). She always, always wears
rollerskates. CAMERA PANS with her back to Jack's booth.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                    Hi.
                                    JACK
                               Hello, honey.
                                   AMBER
                              (to Rollergirl)
                       Did you call that girl today?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                 I forgot.
                                   AMBER
                   If you don't do it tomorrow, then it's
                  the weekend and you'll never be able to
                            get in to see her --
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                    OK.
Rollergirl scratches her crotch as she speaks. Amber notices;
                                   AMBER
                       What's the matter down there?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                              I gotta go pee.
                                   AMBER
                               Well go, then.
CAMERA stays with Rollergirl, following her across the dance floor. She
passes Buck, Becky and Reed, says hello, dances a moment, then continues on
-- into the clearing off the dance floor, heading for the bathroom. She
passes something, CAMERA moves away towards this something:
A bus boy cleaning a table, EDDIE ADAMS, aged 17. CAMERA moves into a CU --
blending to SLOW MOTION (40fps) for a moment.
(Note: In the text Eddie Adams will be referred to as Dirk Diggler.)
ANGLE, JACK'S TABLE.
Jack turns his head, looks across the dance floor and sees this kid
cleaning the table.
ANGLE, DIRK DIGGLER.
He looks up, catches Jack looking back at him, then turns away, disappears
into a back room.
CAMERA DOLLIES in on Jack, who at that moment, is approached by a figure
entering FRAME. Short, buffed out LITTLE BILL (late 40s). This is Jack's
Assistant Director.
                                LITTLE BILL
                                   Jack.
                                    JACK
                             Hey, Little Bill.
                                LITTLE BILL
                         Whatsa schedule look like?
                    Are we still on day after tomorrow?
                                    JACK
                        I wanna do it the day after
                          the day after tomorrow.
                                LITTLE BILL
                       For sure? 'Cause I wanna call
                 Rocky, Scotty, Kurt and all those guys --
Jack's attention is with the backroom that Dirk entered. He stands and
heads away.
                                    JACK
                   Absolutely. But I wanna keep it small.
                  I wanna keep a small crew on this one --
                                LITTLE BILL
                             -- a relaxed deal.
                                    JACK
                                  Exactly.
                                LITTLE BILL
                         Do you have a script yet?
                                    JACK
                      Tomorrow. Tomorrow is the day --
Jack is off across the dance floor.
CUT TO:
2 INT. BACKROOM/KITCHEN - MOMENTS LATER
                                    JACK
                                    Hey.
                                    DIRK
                                    Hey.
                                    JACK
                               How ya doin'?
                                    DIRK
                                   Fine.
                                    JACK
                              How old are you?
                                    DIRK
                  I have a work permit, I got the paper --
                                    JACK
                         No, no, no. Not like that.
                       How long have you worked here?
                                    DIRK
                                  A month.
                                    JACK
                        Maurice give you a job here?
                                    DIRK
                                   Yeah.
                                    JACK
                            How much he pay you?
                                    DIRK
                  I'm not supposed to say how much I make.
                                    JACK
                          He's a friend of mine --
                                    DIRK
                        Well you'll have to ask him.
                                    JACK
                   You live around here, Canoga - Reseda?
                                    DIRK
              Um . . . no . . . do you know where Torrance is?
                                    JACK
                            How do you get here?
                                    DIRK
                              I take the bus.
                                    JACK
                          So what do you wanna do?
                                    DIRK
                                   What?
                                    JACK
                   You take the bus from Torrance to work
                 in Reseda, why don't you work in Torrance?
                                    DIRK
                              I don't want to.
                                    JACK
                               . . . ok . . .
                                    DIRK
                       So . . . you want five or ten?
                                    JACK
                             . . . what . . . ?
                                    DIRK
                       If you wanna watch me jack off
                     it's ten bucks. If you just wanna
                         look at it then it's five.
                                    JACK
                     Guys come in, ask you to jack off
                          for them, ask to see it?
                                    DIRK
                                   Yeah.
                                    JACK
                         Have you done it tonight?
                                    DIRK
                               Couple times.
                                    JACK
                          And you can do it again?
                                    DIRK
                     If you want, if you got ten bucks.
BEAT. Jack extends his hand.
                                    JACK
                                 I'm Jack.
                                    DIRK
                            Eddie. Eddie Adams.
                                    JACK
                    Eddie Adams from Torrance. I'm Jack
                             Horner, Filmmaker.
                                    DIRK
                                  Really?
                                    JACK
                    I make adult films. Erotic pictures.
BEAT, THEN;
                                    DIRK
                 . . . I know who you are. I read about you
                  in a magazine. "Inside Amber," "Amanda's
                          Ride." You made those --
                                    JACK
                   So you know me, you know I'm not full
                            of doggy-doo-doo --
                                    DIRK
                                Yeah . . . .
                                    JACK
                         So why don't you come back
                         to my table, have a drink,
                            meet some people --
                                    DIRK
                    I'd love to but . . . I'm working --
                                    JACK
                You need money, you have to pay the rent --
                                    DIRK
                 . . . No . . . I mean, yeah. I need money.
                   But I don't pay rent. I live at home.
                                    JACK
                      Tell me how old you are, Eddie.
                                    DIRK
                        . . . I'm seventeen . . . .
                                    JACK
                 You're a seventeen year old piece of gold.
                                    DIRK
                                Yeah, right.
                                    JACK
                    Why don't you come back to my table,
                     have a drink, meet some people --
                                    DIRK
                        I can't do that to Maurice.
                                    JACK
                        You're a good worker, yeah?
                                    DIRK
                      I'm sorry, I do know you, I know
                   who you are, I'd love to have a drink
                 with you and I know you're not full of --
                                    JACK
                             -- doggy-doo-doo.
                                    DIRK
                        Yeah, yeah. But I just can't
                      walk out on Maurice. I'm sorry.
BEAT, THEN;
                                    JACK
                    It seems to me, beneath those jeans,
                      there's something wonderful just
                           waiting to get out --
Jack leaves.
3 EXT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT (LATER)
The club is closing, Maurice is locking up and turning the lights off out
front. CAMERA hangs around with Buck, Becky and Reed. (Director's Note:
Reference improv. Notes)
Jack and Amber cruise past in his Seville, say so long and head up Van Nuys
Blvd.
They pass Little Bill who walks to his old Station Wagon, rips a parking
ticket off the windshield and gets behind the wheel.
Dirk Diggler exits the club from a side door and heads off --
CUT TO:
4 OMITTED
5 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/LAUREL CANYON - NIGHT - LATER
Jack and Amber enter the house. It resembles the Jungle Room at Graceland.
He heads for the kitchen, she makes a drink . . .
                                    JACK
                         You want somethin' to eat?
                          I'm onnamake some eggs.
                                   AMBER
                            I'm goin' to sleep.
                                    JACK
                  Goodnight, honey-tits. Sleep beautiful.
CUT TO:
6 INT. AMBER'S BEDROOM/JACK'S HOUSE - NIGHT - MOMENTS LATER
ECU, AMBER. She does a quick line of coke. BEAT. She takes a valium, lights
a cigarette, then picks up the phone;
                                   AMBER
            Tom . . . hi . . . yeah. I know it's late, but . . .
                                   (beat)
                     Yeah. Is Andy there? Is he . . . ?
                   I'd like to say hello, I'd like to say
                      hello to my son and that's all.
                                   (beat)
                       Lemme tell you something, Tom.
                  Lemme tell you something you don't know;
                      I know a lawyer, you understand?
                      You might think I don't but I do
                     and I'll take you to court . . . .
                                   (beat)
                  No . . . please don't, Tom, Tom, Tom --
Dial tone from the phone. She hangs up.
7 INT. LITTLE BILL'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Little Bill enters his house quietly, turns on a small light to help guide
him down a hallway.
FROM A BEDROOM DOOR we hear the sounds of MOANING AND GROANING. Little Bill
walks to the door, hesitates, then opens --
CUT TO:
8 INT. LITTLE BILL'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT
LITTLE BILL'S WIFE and a BIG STUD are doing it on the bed. They stop a
moment and casually look at him.
                                LITTLE BILL
                        What the fuck are you doing?
                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE
                   The fuck does it look like I'm doing?
                  I've got a cock in my pussy, you idiot.
                                  BIG STUD
                          Will you close the door?
                                LITTLE BILL
                   Will I close the door? You're fucking
                             my wife, asshole.
                                  BIG STUD
                             Relax, little man.
                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE
              Just get out, Bill. Fucking sleep on the couch.
                               (to Big Stud)
                           Keep going, Big Stud.
Big Stud continues. Little Bill watches a moment in a haze then closes the
door.
CUT TO:
9 INT. DIRK'S PARENTS HOUSE/TORRANCE - NIGHT
Dirk enters quietly, walks a hallway and goes into his room.
CUT TO:
10 INT. DIRK'S ROOM - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT
Dirk enters his room and begins to remove his clothes. He turns the volume
low on his stereo. He stands in front of his mirror, does a few flexes,
some dance moves, some karate moves, etc. CAMERA DOES A SLOW 360 PAN AROUND
THE ROOM. Posters on the walls of Travolta, Pacino, a 1976 Corvette, Bruce
Lee, Hawaii, a Penthouse centerfold, Luke Skywalker, etc. CAMERA LANDS BACK
ON DIRK.
                                    DIRK
                               That's right.
FADE OUT, CUT TO:
11 OMITTED
12 OMITTED
13 INT. DIRK'S HOUSE/KITCHEN - MORNING
Dirk eats breakfast. His MOTHER (mid 40s) stands, washing a dish. His
FATHER (50s) enters, dressed in suite. He crosses the kitchen
INSERT, CU
Father, stubble on his face, places a kiss on the cheek of Mother.
                                   FATHER
                               Good morning.
                                   MOTHER
                 . . . Jesus. Please, okay? Shave if you're
                    gonna do that, it scratches my face.
Father takes a seat at the breakfast table, looks to Dirk.
                                   FATHER
                  How's that work, you get home late, huh?
                                    DIRK
                                   Yeah.
                                   MOTHER
                    If you wanna work in a nightclub you
                should . . . if it's so important . . . you
                          should find one closer.
                                    DIRK
                              . . . yeah . . .
They eat in silence.
                                    DIRK
                          I've gotta get to work.
                                   MOTHER
                         . . . at a car wash . . .
                                    DIRK
                                   What?
                                   MOTHER
                    You work at a car wash, school never
                              occurred to you?
Dirk stands up, places his plates in the sink and exits.
CUT TO:
14 OMITTED
15 OMITTED
16 INT. HIGH SCHOOL CLASSROOM - DAY
A crowded high school geometry classroom. In the back of the class, sitting
at a desk is Rollergirl. A TEACHER walks about, handing out the final exam.
Rollergirl looks it over; a lot of questions, diagrams and generally
confusing material. She looks across the room;
Two BOYS are looking at her and chuckling to themselves. One guy looks to
the other and makes a "blow job" gesture.
She looks away, they continue their gestures and giggling. Other students
notice and smile.
CAMERA ARRIVES CU. ON ROLLERGIRL. She stands up, heads for the door -- the
teacher calls after her -- but she's gone.
CUT TO:
17 INT. SUPER-DUPER STEREO SHOP - DAY
A semi-high end stereo store in the valley. Buck, dressed in his usual
cowboy-digs, is talking to a CUSTOMER about a stereo unit. The manager, a
skinny-white guy with a mustache and mustard suit, JERRY (30s) is standing
nearby.
                                    BUCK
                       -- so basically you're gettin'
                     twice the base, cause of the TK421
                  modification we got in this system here.
                                  CUSTOMER
                  I don't know - do I need that much bass?
                                    BUCK
                       If you want a system to handle
                        what you want -- yes you do.
                    See this system here. This is Hi-Fi.
                    "High Fidelity." What that means is
                  that it's the highest quality fidelity.
                                  CUSTOMER
                             It's the price --
                                    BUCK
                         I have this unit at home.
                                  CUSTOMER
                            . . . really . . . ?
                                    BUCK
                      Yes. But -- I've got it modified
                    with the TK421, which is a bass unit
                    that basically kicks in another two,
                     maybe three quads when you really
                   crank -- lemme put another eight track
                    in so you can get a better idea what
                            I'm talkin about --
Buck ejects the Eight Track that was playing and puts in his own of a
country western song.
                                    BUCK
                     Hear that bass? It kicks and turns
                   and curls up in your belly, makes you
                   wanna freaky-deaky, right? If you get
                    this unit as it is -- it won't sound
                   like this without the modification --
                     and we do that for a small price.
The Customer listens another moment, then;
                                  CUSTOMER
                          Thank you for your time.
                                    BUCK
                                No problem.
The Customer exits and Jerry approaches Buck.
                                   JERRY
                          . . . the fuck was that?
                                    BUCK
                                    Wha?
                                   JERRY
                       Have I told you? Huh? Have I?
                                    BUCK
                              What? I don't --
                                   JERRY
                     Alright: A.) You play that country
                    western-crap and no one's gonna buy
                     a stereo. You throw on some KC and
                the Sunshine Band, a guy looks a particular
                way -- and you've seen the profile sheet --
                    you throw on some Led Zeppelin. No.
                   Instead, you play this twingy-twangy,
                   yappy-dappy music. What kinda brother
                  are you anyway, listening to that shit?
                                    BUCK
                            Hey, Jerry, look --
                                   JERRY
                    No, you look. I gave you a job here
                      because I thought your film work
                     might bring some nice pussy in the
                     place -- and it has -- but I can't
                     have anymore fuck ups -- you dig?
                                    BUCK
                                   Yeah.
                                   JERRY
                      Alright. Go unload the new 484's
                            from the back room.
Buck goes to the back room.
CUT TO:
18 INT. SHERYL LYNN'S BEDROOM - DAY - LATER
Dirk is in bed with a young neighborhood girl, SHERYL LYNN PARTRIDGE. Her
room is decorated in pastels with equestrian things all around. Horse
models, trophies from riding, blue ribbons, etc.
                                    DIRK
                            I have to get back.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                                 Once more.
                                    DIRK
                        I have to get back to work.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                           Give it to me, Eddie.
                                    DIRK
                   Don't make me pounce you, Sheryl Lynn.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                          Ohhhh-baby, baby, baby.
                                    DIRK
                               I'll do it --
                                SHERYL LYNN
                                  Promise?
                                    DIRK
                                 That's it.
Dirk jumps up and starts bouncing up and down on the bed, naked and
flapping. She stares at his crotch, shakes her head;
                                 DICK (OC)
                                   What?
                                SHERYL LYNN
                            You're so beautiful.
                                 DICK (OC)
                                 Yeah . . .
                                SHERYL LYNN
                      Do you know how good you are at
            doing this, Eddie? Having sex . . . fucking me . . .
                             making love to me?
Dirk looks down. BEAT.
                                    DIRK
                  Everyone has one thing, y'think? I mean:
             Everyone is given one special thing . . . . right?
                                SHERYL LYNN
                               That's right.
                                    DIRK
                Everyone is blessed with One Special Thing.
Dirk kneels down to her;
                                    DIRK
                I want you to know: I plan on being a star.
                  A big, bright shining star. That's what
                    I want and it's what I'm gonna get.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                                  I know.
                                    DIRK
                  And once I get it: I'm never gonna stop
                    and I'll never, ever make a mistake.
They Kiss.
CUT TO:
19 INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT
Nightclub is in full swing on a Friday Night. CAMERA hangs with Dirk for a
while as he buses tables.
ANGLE, JACK'S BOOTH
Rollergirl comes over to speak with Jack. He whispers something in her ear.
She nods, "I understand," and rolls away --
CUT TO:
20 INT. HOT TRAXX/HALLWAY - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA follows on the heels of the rollerskates as they move down the
hallway and into --
THE KITCHEN
Dirk is washing dishes. He looks up and spots Rollergirl. She lifts a skate
up just a little . . . She rolls closer to Dirk and pulls him into
A CLOSET SPACE
She goes down on him, unzips his pants and pulls out his cock. She
hesitates. DOLLY IN CLOSE ON HER FACE. She smiles up at Dirk.
CUT TO:
21 OMITTED
22 EXT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT - LATER
Closing hour. Dirk exits a side door and starts walking. Jack, Amber and
Rollergirl in the Seville pull along side him;
                                    JACK
                                Hey. Eddie.
                                    DIRK
                                Hello. Jack?
                                    JACK
                           Yeah. You wanna ride?
                                    DIRK
                           I'm goin' pretty far.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                     You remember me? Couple hours ago?
                                    DIRK
                         Yeah . . . I remember you.
                                   AMBER
                           Come with us, sweetie.
                                    DIRK
                                   Okay.
Dirk gets in the backseat of the car with Rollergirl.
CUT TO:
23. INT. CANDY'S COFFEE SHOP - NIGHT - LATER
In a booth, after the meal. Dirk and Rollergirl on one side, Jack and Amber
on the other.
                                    JACK
                  This thing here, I mean, you understand
                    one thing and that's this: It costs.
                 I mean, this stuff costs good ol' American
                    Green. You got film, you got lights,
               you got sound, lab fees, developing, synching,
                   editing -- next thing you know you're
                 spending thirty/forty thousand a picture.
                                    DIRK
                           That's a lot of money.
                                    JACK
                  Hell yes it's a lot of money, but lemme
                  tell you something else: You make a good
                 film and there's practically no end to the
                    amount of money you can make, Eddie.
                                   AMBER
                        Have you seen Jack's house?
CAMERA HOLDS ON AMBER. She watches Dirk.
                                 DIRK (OC)
                                    No.
                                 JACK (OC)
                               He'll see it.
                              ROLLERGIRL (OC)
                               He'll see it.
                                 JACK (OC)
                 Eddie: You got ten, fifteen people around
                and that's just to make sure the lighting is
               right . . . shit, this is not an operation for
                the weak, and lemme tell you something else:
               When all is said and done, you gotta have the
              juice, you understand? I mean . . . you can work
               on your arms, your legs, workout morning, day,
               noon, night, the whole deal, but when it comes
             right down to it . . . what we need is Mr. Torpedo
               Area, y'understand? Mr. Fun Zone? Okay, let's
               say you got that: right? And You Do Got, Yeah?
He looks to Rollergirl. She smiles. CAMERA OFF AMBER NOW.
                                    JACK
                 I can go out -- tonight -- the reputation
                    I got: I can find myself 15/20 guys,
                cocks the size of Willie Mays Baseball Bat:
                  Do I want that? No. Do I need that? No.
                               I need actors.
                                   AMBER
                       Uhhh-ohhh . . . here we go --
                                    JACK
                   -- Alright, yeah, I need the big dick,
                   and the big tits -- that GETS them in
                   the theater. What keeps them in their
                    seats even after they've come? Huh?
                         The beauty and the acting.
              If you're able to give it up and show the world:
                     No, not just your cock. Fuck that.
                   What I'm talking about is showing your
               insides, from your heart . . . you understand?
                    Hey, Sure: GET THEM IN THE THEATER.
               That's one thing. I don't want 'em showing up,
                 sitting down, jacking off and splitting on
                 the story. I don't want to make that film.
                I wanna make the thing that keeps 'em around
            even after they've come . . . what happens when you
                    come? You're done, you wanna split.
                   My idea, my goal: Suck 'em in with the
         story . . . they'll squirt their load and sit in it . . .
                      Just To See How The Story Ends.
                  Sometimes we make these films, we wanna
                 make people laugh a little, then get into
              it and fuck heavy: That's good and that's fine.
                 But I got a dream of making a film that's
                  true . . . true and right and dramatic.
                                    DIRK
                . . . Right . . . right . . . I understand.
                                   AMBER
                     Don't listen too hard to all this,
                   honey . . . it's just nice in theory.
                                    JACK
                      It's a dream to be able to find
                            a cock and an actor.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                     Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.
                                    DIRK
               If you don't have dreams you have nightmares.
HOLD. Amber, Jack and Rollergirl look at Dirk.
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24 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
CAMERA DOES A 180 AROUND THE MAIN PART OF THE HOUSE, LANDS THE ANGLE WITH
DIRK. He's sitting on a couch, hands folded across his lap. OC we hear
Jack, Rollergirl and Amber moving about and talking.
                                 JACK (OC)
                       Did you want a Fresca, Eddie?
                                    DIRK
                                 No thanks.
                                    JACK
                            You're sure . . . ?
                              ROLLERGIRL (OC)
                      . . . you're out of limes, Jack.
                                 JACK (OC)
                      Check in the studio fridge . . .
                                 AMBER (OC)
                             I'm going to bed.
                                 JACK (OC)
                             Good night, honey.
                                 AMBER (OC)
                Good night, Jackie. Don't stay up too late.
                  Good night, Eddie. I'm glad you came by.
She leans into FRAME and gives Dirk a good-night kiss.
                                   AMBER
                               You're great.
                                    DIRK
                                 Thank you.
CAMERA PANS WITH AMBER AND LEADS TO AN ANGLE WITH JACK. HOLD.
                                    JACK
                      She's the best, Eddie. A mother.
                     A real and wonderful mother to all
                            those who need love.
                                 DIRK (OC)
                             She's really nice.
                                    JACK
                     So what do you think . . . I think
                    we ought to be in business together.
                                 DIRK (OC)
                             . . . yeah . . . ?
                                    JACK
                      What do you think of Rollergirl?
                                 DIRK (OC)
                    She's . . . she's really great . . .
                                    JACK
                   Would you like to get it on with her?
                                 DIRK (OC)
                                 Have sex?
                                    JACK
                                   Yeah.
                                 DIRK (OC)
                      Yeah, I'd love to. I mean, yes.
                       She's . . . she's really foxy.
                                    JACK
                           Bet your ass she is --
Rollergirl enters back into the house. CAMERA SWING PANS OVER:
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                   You're officially out of limes, Jack.
                                    JACK
                      I'll get you some more tomorrow.
                     Come over here a minute. Sit next
                        to Eddie on the couch there.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                       Here We Go! Are We Gonna Fuck?
                                    JACK
                                Yes you are.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                        Oh, wait, wait, wait, then.
She rolls over to the Hi-Fi system and picks a record. She sets the needle
on the turntable and rolls over to the couch -- in one swift motion ripping
her clothes off.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                 You ready?
                                    DIRK
                                  Are you?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                 Ohhh-yeah.
They kiss. They lean back on the couch. Dirk stops a moment.
                                    DIRK
                    Are you gonna take your skates off?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                        I don't take my skates off.
                                    DIRK
                                   Okay.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                         Don't fucking come in me.
                                    JACK
                    Don't come in her, Eddie. I want you
                   to pull it out and jack off, make sure
                        you aim it towards her face.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                              Fuck you, Jack.
                                    JACK
                          Towards her tits, then.
CAMERA HOLDS ON JACK. OC sounds of Dirk and Rollergirl making out on the
couch. SLOW ZOOM INTO CU. ON JACK.
CUT TO:
25 INT. DIRK'S HOUSE - EARLY MORNING - LATER
Dirk enters quietly, walks down the hallway, passing the kitchen. His
MOTHER is there, looking at him. HOLD, THEN;
                                    DIRK
                                    Hi.
                                   MOTHER
                              Where were you?
                                    DIRK
                                  Nowhere.
                                   MOTHER
                     Shut up. Shut up. Where were you?
Dirk walks down the hall towards his room.
                                   MOTHER
                   You see that little slut girl you see?
                            Sheryl? Sheryl Lynn?
                                    DIRK
                              Don't say that.
                                   MOTHER
                    Does it make you feel like a stud to
                   see trash like that? Huh? What is she?
                             Your girl-friend?
                                    DIRK
                          She's not my girlfriend.
                                   MOTHER
                     She's a little whore and a little
                   piece of trash . . . I know you're not
                        the only one that she sees.
                                    DIRK
                What . . . what're you . . . you don't know.
                                   MOTHER
                  I've heard things about her. That girl.
                   Don't think I don't know what goes on
              when I'm not here . . . I wash your sheets, kid.
                  I know she's been here. Or are you doing
                    some other thing in there? With your
                    music and your posters on the wall?
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26 INT. BEDROOM - MORNING - THAT MOMENT
Dirk's FATHER is sitting on the edge of his bed, listening the fight
outside.
                                MOTHER (OC)
                   Why don't you go to your little whore,
                    Sheryl Lynn. Your little GIRLFRIEND.
                                 DIRK (OC)
                               Maybe I will.
                                MOTHER (OC)
                   Oh yeah? Yeah, what are you gonna do?
                                 DIRK (OC)
                        I dunno, I'll do something.
27 INT. HALLWAY - MORNING - THAT MOMENT
                                   MOTHER
                   You can't do anything. You're a loser.
                  You'll always be a loser -- you couldn't
                  even finish high school because you were
                  too stupid -- so what are you gonna do?
                                    DIRK
                    I'll do something . . . I'll do it.
                    I'll go somewhere and do something,
                  maybe I'll run away where you can never
                                  find me.
                                   MOTHER
                        Go ahead. Go ahead and fuck
                             that little GIRL.
Dirk heads for his room, Mother follows.
29 INT. DIRK'S BEDROOM - MORNING - THAT MOMENT
Dirk heads for a drawer and starts to grab some clothes.
                                   MOTHER
                      What do you think you're doing?
                                    DIRK
                          I'm getting my stuff --
                                   MOTHER
                      -- you think that's your stuff?
                 That's not your stuff . . . you didn't pay
                     for that -- it's not yours because
                       you didn't pay for it, stupid.
Dirk stops. His Mother looks to the posters on his wall.
                                   MOTHER
                     None of this stuff is yours. This:
She starts to rip his posters from the wall. Dirk stands. CAMERA begins a
SLOW DOLLY INTO CU.
                                MOTHER (OC)
                 If you're gonna leave, you leave with what
               you've got: Nothing. Y'see . . . you treat me
                    like this and this is what you get.
                 That's fair. Huh? You wanna live that way?
                 Fuck that little whore. I've taken care of
                you all your miserable fucking life . . . .
CAMERA ARRIVES CU. ON DIRK. He's starting to cry.
                                MOTHER (OC)
             . . . you pay for it . . . you owe me for all the
              shit I've done for you in your life . . . . you
              little fucker . . . you understand? Think you're
               gonna be this? Huh? These god damn posters --
                  you're not gonna be this -- you're gonna
                    be shit . . . because you're stupid.
                                    DIRK
                              I'm not stupid.
                                   MOTHER
                                Yes you are.
                                    DIRK
             Why are you so mean to me? You're my mother . . .
                                   MOTHER
                               Not by choice.
                                    DIRK
                        Don't. Don't be mean to me.
                                   MOTHER
                   You little fucker, I'm not being mean
                   to you, you're just too stupid to see.
                                    DIRK
                  You don't know what I can do. You don't
                  know what I can do or what I'm gonna do
                   or what I'm gonna be. You don't know.
                   I'm good. I have good things that you
                  don't know and I'm gonna be something --
                   you -- You Don't Know And You'll See.
                                   MOTHER
                           You can't do anything.
                        You'll never do anything --
                                    DIRK
                            Don't be mean to me.
                                   MOTHER
               YOU LITTLE FUCKER, I'M NOT BEING MEAN TO YOU!
Dirk CHARGES at his Mother and SLAMS her against the wall.
                                    DIRK
                    AND YOU DON'T BE MEAN, AND YOU DON'T
                           TALK TO ME . . . . NO.
CUT TO:
29 EXT. DIRK'S HOUSE/TORRANCE - MORNING
Dirk CHARGES out of the house and runs off down the street. Mother appears
in the doorway, watches him leave, slams the door --
CUT TO:
30 OMITTED
31 OMITTED
32 OMITTED
33 INT. JACK'S HOUSE - DAY
Jack, Amber, Rollergirl, Reed, Buck and Becky. They're setting up for a
pool party. Cases of beer, soda and chips all around.
Dirk comes walking up towards the front door . . . Jack opens up, CAMERA
PUSHES IN . . . Jack opens his arms;
                                    JACK
                  Eddie Adams from Torrance! You made it,
                 you made it, my darling, come on in here.
                       I want you to meet someone --
CAMERA follows with Jack and Dirk as they move to the pool area and find
Reed, who's setting up the bar.
                                    JACK
                      Reed, honey, I want you to meet
                    a New Kid On The Block, Eddie Adams.
                                    DIRK
                          Hi . . . I'm Eddie . . .
                                    REED
                Hi, Eddie. I'm Reed. You live on this block?
                                    DIRK
                                  No, no.
                                    REED
                      Oh, I thought Jack said you did.
                              You wanna drink?
                                    DIRK
                                   Sure.
                                    JACK
                     Eddie, I want you to hang out for
                     a while, I don't want you leaving
                      this party . . . understand me?
                                    DIRK
                                   Sure.
Jack leaves. Reed looks to Dirk.
                                    REED
                                Marguerita?
                                    DIRK
                                   Great.
BEAT. Reed fixes the drink.
                                    REED
                          Can I ask you something?
                                    DIRK
                                  Uh-huh.
                                    REED
                              Do you work out?
                                    DIRK
                                   Yeah.
                                    REED
                    You look like it. Whadda you squat?
                                    DIRK
                                    Two.
                                    REED
                               Super, super.
                                    DIRK
                                    You?
                                    REED
                                   Three.
                                    DIRK
                                    Wow.
                                    REED
                       No b.s. Where do you work out?
                                    DIRK
                    Torrance. In Torrance, where I live.
                                    REED
                   Cool. Cool. You ever go to Vince's out
               here -- no you couldn't, I would've seen you.
                                    DIRK
                 I've always wanted to work out at Vince's.
                                    REED
                        Here we go . . . taste that.
Dirk sips the Marguerita.
                                    DIRK
                               Rock and Roll.
                                    REED
                         Thanks. What do you bench?
                                    DIRK
                             You tell me first.
                                    REED
                                 You first.
                                    DIRK
                                 Same time.
                                    REED
                                   Cool.
                                    DIRK
                                   Ready?
                                    REED
                                   Ready.
                                 DIRK/REED
                     One . . . Two . . . Three . . . .
SILENCE.
                                    DIRK
                          You didn't say it . . .
                                    REED
                           . . . neither did you.
ANGLE, POLAROID CAMERA.
It sits on a table top. It's suddenly snapped up by Rollergirl. CAMERA
follows her and the Polaroid out to the pool area where she snaps photos of
Reed and Dirk. (Flash to Developed Polaroids.)
CUT TO:
34 EXT. JACK'S DRIVEWAY - AFTERNOON - LATER
The driveway is PACKED with cars now and the party is in full swing. A Big
Black Cadillac comes down the driveway. A LIMO DRIVER gets out, moves to
the back and opens the door. From the car steps:
THE COLONEL JAMES (mid-60s). Heavy-set in a tan suit. Wrap around
sunglasses. The Porno Film Distributor. His LADY FRIEND (aged 16) steps
from the car and smiles;
                                  COLONEL
                           You look great, honey.
                                LADY FRIEND
               Is there gonna be coke at this party, Colonel?
                                  COLONEL
                                    Yes.
Jack is right there to greet the Colonel.
                                    JACK
                        Colonel, hello and welcome!
                                  COLONEL
                    Hello, Jack. This is my Lady Friend.
                                    JACK
                              Hello, darling.
                                LADY FRIEND
                      Do you have coke at this party?
                                    JACK
                    Well I'm sure we can find you some.
                                  COLONEL
                         Find her some coke, Jack.
                                    JACK
                  We will, we will. Thanks for coming by.
They exit. CAMERA follows the Limo Driver into the pool area --
CUT TO:
35 EXT. POOL AREA/JACK'S HOUSE - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA follows the Limo Driver for a while, then moves away, to find;
Maurice and Amber. They're sitting down, speaking.
                                  MAURICE
              . . . y'see, Miss Amber, I'm just a poor fellow
                  from Puerto Rico. I have the club, yes,
         that's one thing . . . but soon . . . the club goes . . .
             I die . . . and what do I have? I've got nothing.
                                   AMBER
                                  Uh-huh.
                                  MAURICE
                    I want something to send back home.
               Something to send back to my brothers and say:
               Look At Me. Look At The Women I've Been With.
                                   AMBER
                So what . . . do you want me to talk to him?
                                  MAURICE
              Yes . . . I mean . . . y'know . . . what do you
                           think I'm askin' here?
                                   AMBER
                       . . . you wanna be in a movie?
                                  MAURICE
                  Please. Tell him I won't be bad. Please.
                                   AMBER
                          I'll see what I can do.
CAMERA moves away, through the party, to find Buck and Becky.
                                   BECKY
                . . . because it's old . . . it's old deal.
                                    BUCK
                         Lemme tell you something:
                                   BECKY
                  He was obviously pissed about the music.
                                    BUCK
                       What's wrong with it, y'know?
                                   BECKY
                     Look, Buck: The cowboy look ended
                           about six years ago --
                                    BUCK
                            -- it's comin' back.
                                   BECKY
                     No it's not. It's over, it's dead.
                                    BUCK
                 You don't know what you're talkin' about.
                                   BECKY
                   I'm just saying and it seems like your
                   boss at the stereo store is saying the
                               same thing --
                                    BUCK
                               -- what, what?
                                   BECKY
                              Get a new look.
                                    BUCK
            Yeah . . . yeah . . . yeah . . . you get a new look.
                                   BECKY
                      The look I've got is just fine.
                                    BUCK
                             What's your look?
                                   BECKY
                           Chocolate Love, Baby.
                                    BUCK
                                Yeah, right.
OC we hear the new song start to play.
                                   BECKY
                   OH SHIT! TURN IT UP! I LOVE THIS SONG!
Becky leaves. CAMERA moves away to find:
The Colonel's Lady Friend approaches a Young Stud, who's wearing
bikini-speedos and holding court over a table of coke.
                                LADY FRIEND
                             Excuse me . . . ?
                                 YOUNG STUD
                                    Yes?
                                LADY FRIEND
                           May I please join in?
                                 YOUNG STUD
                              Most certainly.
CUT TO:
36 EXT. JACK'S HOUSE/DRIVEWAY - DAY - MOMENTS LATER
Little Bill and his Wife get out of his Station Wagon and enter the party
from the driveway. She's dressed up. He's dressed down.
                                LITTLE BILL
                     Just don't embarrass me, alright?
                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE
                              Fuck you, Bill.
                                LITTLE BILL
                     I work with these people, alright?
                     These are my coworkers, so just --
                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE
                                  Bite it.
                                LITTLE BILL
                        Don't make me do something.
                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE
                         Ohhh . . . I'm so scared.
She moves away. Rollergirl passes and takes a SNAPSHOT.
CU. THE POLAROID - DEVELOPED
Little Bill in sort of an angry-confused-surprised face.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                         What's wrong, Little Bill?
                                LITTLE BILL
                     Nothing. How are you, Rollergirl?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                 I'm fine.
                                LITTLE BILL
                              Is Jack around?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                             He's in the house.
Little Bill leaves. CAMERA follows Rollergirl around as she mingles and
snaps more Polaroids.
CUT TO:
37 INT. JACK'S OFFICE - DAY - THAT MOMENT
Jack and the Colonel are sitting, drinks in their hand. The Colonel smokes
a cigar.
                                    JACK
                   The idea is this: Amber is a director
                 of porno films and she's down on her luck.
                   She hasn't had a hit in a year. She's
             desperate. Her landlord is threatening to kick her
             out, so she's desperate for a big dick hit, right?
                                  COLONEL
                             Yes. Good dilemma.
                                    JACK
                   Yes. So she calls up all the agencies
                   in town and says: "Send over your best
                   actors, I'm casting a porno picture."
                   Well, the story goes and develops with
                     Amber auditioning various men and
                 women . . . the whole thing wraps up with
                  the Landlord, I'd like to get Jeremy if
                   he's still in town to play the part --
                     he comes in -- the landlord says:
                   You better pay rent or you're through.
                   Well, Amber does one helluva suck job,
                 ass fuck, come in the face, sort of thing
                          and fade out - the end.
                                  COLONEL
                               That's great.
                                    JACK
                   There's a kid, a young man, I met him
                    last night: His name is Eddie Adams.
                He's here, he's at the party. He's something
                      special and I want to cast him.
                                  COLONEL
                          What films has he done?
                                    JACK
                          This would be his first.
Little Bill pokes his head into the office, sees the conversation and
quickly apologizes and exits. The Colonel looks to Jack;
                                  COLONEL
                Casting is up to you, Jack. You wanna do it?
                Then do it. If it has big tits, tight pussy
                 and focus: I'm happy. You tell the stories
                    you wanna tell, make yourself happy.
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38 EXT. JACK'S HOUSE/POOL AREA - DAY - THAT MOMENT
Reed and Dirk are swimming. Dirk gets up on the diving board.
                                    REED
                              Do a cannonball.
                                    DIRK
                        No, no. Watch this Jacknife.
Dirk runs and jumps --
                                    DIRK
                                 JACKNIFE.
He lands in the pool and swims to the surface.
                                    DIRK
                              How did it look?
                                    REED
                           Great. Check this out.
                            (gets on the board)
                       This is gonna be a full-flip.
Reed runs, jumps, goes for the flip but lands FLAT ON HIS BACK.
CUT TO:
39 INT. POOL/UNDERWATER - THAT MOMENT
Reed lands. CAMERA moves in on his face. He's in SERIOUS PAIN. He floats
down for a moment . . . .
CUT TO:
40 EXT. POOL AREA - THAT MOMENT
Everyone at the party is looking . . . holding their breath and waiting . .
. Reed comes to the surface.
                                    REED
                                   Ouch.
The party people turn back to their conversations . . .
                                    DIRK
                     You gotta try and bring your legs
                         all the way around . . . .
                                    REED
                                   Yeah.
41 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/THE PARTY - DAY - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA follows behind Little Bill. He's walking around, looking for his
wife. He greets a few people here and there.
He runs into a big guy, ROCKY (late 30s). He's a CREW member.
                                LITTLE BILL
                           How you doin', Rocky?
                                   ROCKY
                         Good, good, what's wrong?
                                LITTLE BILL
                          Nothin'. Nothin' at all.
                                   ROCKY
             Do you have the schedule for the shoot, or . . . ?
                                LITTLE BILL
                              Yeah. You're on.
                                   ROCKY
                                Is it here?
                                LITTLE BILL
           Yeah, it's gonna be here, but it's a simple one . . .
CAMERA picks up with the Lady Friend and the Young Stud with the coke . . .
ZOOM after them down a long hallway towards a BEDROOM door. They close the
door in the CAMERA'S FACE.
CUT TO:
42 INT. JACK'S KITCHEN - DAY - THAT MOMENT
Maurice and Buck are talking;
                                  MAURICE
                      Hey, hey, hey, my point is this:
                                    BUCK
                                   What?
                                  MAURICE
                            You know what I say?
                                    BUCK
                                 What-What?
                                  MAURICE
                             Wear What You Dig.
The PHONE RINGS. Maurice picks up the phone.
                                  MAURICE
                                   Hello?
                                   (beat)
                      I'm sorry . . . I can't hear you
                 that well . . . say again . . . ? Maggie?
                                 (to Buck)
                          Is there a Maggie here?
                                    BUCK
                           I don't know a Maggie.
                                  MAURICE
                                (into phone)
              I think you might have the wrong number . . . .
       Your mother? I'm sorry . . . wait . . . just . . . wait . . .
Maurice sets the phone down, looks to Buck.
                                  MAURICE
                        Watch that a minute . . . .
CAMERA follows him as he walks out to the pool area --
                                  MAURICE
                                (calls out)
                          Is there a Maggie here?
No one at the pool area responds so he walks back inside to the phone. Buck
is still watching it closely.
                                  MAURICE
                                (into phone)
                  I'm sorry . . . there's no Maggie here.
                Okay . . . okay . . . no problem . . . Bye.
                                    BUCK
                                What was it?
                                  MAURICE
                      Some kid lookin' for his mother.
CUT TO:
43 INT. BATHROOM/JACK'S HOUSE - THAT MOMENT
Amber is sitting in the bathroom, on the toilet. She reaches to the window,
sets aside the curtains and looks.
AMBER'S POV: Looking out to the pool area. Dirk dives off the board and
does a perfect FLIP in SLOW MOTION.
CUT TO:
44 EXT. JACK'S HOUSE/DRIVEWAY - MOMENTS LATER
CAMERA follows Little Bill. He spots six people in a semi-circle around
something. He walks over -- inside the semi-circle, on the pavement, Little
Bill's Wife is getting fucked by some BIG DUDE.
                                LITTLE BILL
                       . . . the fuck are you doing?
She looks up at him, smiles.
                                 WATCHER #1
                   What does it look like they're doing?
                                LITTLE BILL
                              That's my wife.
                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE
                               Shut up, Bill.
                                 WATCHER #2
                            Yeah, shut up, Bill.
The other WATCHERS join in telling Little Bill to "Shut up." He walks away
and CAMERA follows him until he's approached by a big man, KURT LONGJOHN
(late 40s). He's the cameraman.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                                Little Bill.
                                LITTLE BILL
                           Hey. Kurt. What's up?
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                           What's wrong with you?
                                LITTLE BILL
                    Ah . . . my fuckin' wife, man, she's
                  over there . . . she's got some idiot's
                    dick in her, people standing around
                 watching -- it's a fuckin' embarrassment.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                    Yeah. Yeah. I know. Anyway, listen:
                                LITTLE BILL
                                  -- yeah.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
               For the shoot -- I wanna talk about the look.
           I wanted to see about getting this new zoom lens . . .
                                LITTLE BILL
                                   Right.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                  I wondered if we'd be able to look into
                  getting some more lights, too, y'know --
                                LITTLE BILL
                       Jack wants a minimal-thing --
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                   Right, well, very often, minimal means
                 a lot more photographically than I think,
            well . . . then I think most people understand . . .
                                LITTLE BILL
                               I understand.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                    No, no. Hey. I know you understand,
                   I was talking about some other people.
                                LITTLE BILL
                     Well, I think what Jack is talking
                  about is minimal, not really "natural,"
                             but minimal . . .
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                OK . . . fine . . . I was just saying . . .
                                LITTLE BILL
                              I understand --
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                   -- 'cause I'm just trying to give each
                          picture it's own look --
                                LITTLE BILL
                       Can we talk about this later?
                               KURT LONGJOHN
          Oh, yeah . . . you have to go somewhere . . . or . . . ?
                                LITTLE BILL
                     Well, no, yeah . . . I mean . . .
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                  'Cause I was hoping to, y'know, for the
                  shoot tomorrow, we could send Rocky down
                         and he could pick it up --
                                LITTLE BILL
                                   Kurt.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                 No. Hey. Gotcha. You've gotta go somewhere
                 so -- hey -- what the fuck? It's only the
              photography of the movie we're talkin' about --
Little Bill looks at him. HOLD.
                                LITTLE BILL
                       Are you givin' me shit, Kurt?
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                     NO, NO, HEY. No way, Little Bill.
                                LITTLE BILL
                 My fucking wife has a cock in her ass over
                 in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my
                thoughts aren't with the photography of the
                  film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                          OK. No big deal. Sorry.
                                LITTLE BILL
                                  Alright?
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                                  Gotcha.
Little Bill leaves. Kurt stands alone a moment. He walks over to the
driveway and watches Little Bill's Wife get fucked.
CUT TO:
45 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/HALLWAY - DAY - LATER
CAMERA follows HAND-HELD behind Jack, the Colonel and his Limo Driver as
they walk quickly down a hallway that leads to a bedroom.
CUT TO:
46 INT. BEDROOM - THAT MOMENT
Jack, the Colonel and Limo Driver BURST into the room --
REVERSE ANGLE: On the floor of the room, the Colonel's LADY FRIEND is lying
naked. She's passed out and she has blood pouring from her nose. The YOUNG
STUD is naked, holding her in his arms. He looks up at the men who just
entered.
                                 YOUNG STUD
                            I think she's sick.
                                  COLONEL
                           What the fuck is this?
                                 YOUNG STUD
                           I didn't do anything.
                                    JACK
                             Is she breathing?
                                 YOUNG STUD
                I don't know. I think she did too much coke?
                                  COLONEL
                       Duh. Do you think so, smarty?
                                LIMO DRIVER
                        She's definitely overdosing.
                                  COLONEL
                       Oh . . . what the fuck . . . .
The four men look at the girl. The Colonel turns to his Limo Driver.
                                  COLONEL
                  Alright: Johnny. You're gonna take care
                    of this for me. You listening here?
                                LIMO DRIVER
                                   Yeah.
                                  COLONEL
                   I want you to pick her up, get her in
                    the car, take her down to St. Joe's.
                                LIMO DRIVER
                                   Okay.
                                  COLONEL
                    Listen, though: You drop her off in
              the front, I don't want this . . . y'understand?
                          I don't need this, here.
                                LIMO DRIVER
                                  Gotcha.
                                  COLONEL
                      Make sure no one sees the limo.
                                LIMO DRIVER
                                  Got it.
                                  COLONEL
                  Young Stud, I want you to help my driver
                      Johnny here get her in the car.
The Young Stud starts to cry hysterically.
                                  COLONEL
                                 (to Jack)
                           What the fuck is this?
                              (to Young Stud)
               Hey . . . hey . . . pal . . . get a grip, man.
                                 YOUNG STUD
             I'm sorry . . . it's just . . . it's just . . . .
                                  COLONEL
                                   What?
                                 YOUNG STUD
                         I . . . I . . . I . . . .
                                  COLONEL
                                Spit it out.
                                 YOUNG STUD
                     This is twice in two days a chick
                             has O.D.'d on me.
                                  COLONEL
                Well maybe that means you oughta think about
                 getting some new shit, what do you think?
                                 YOUNG STUD
                                 Yes, sir.
                                  COLONEL
                 Jesus Christ. Now be a man, deal with the
                     situation and get her in the car.
The Lady Friend starts to go into CONVULSIONS.
                                  COLONEL
                Y'see that, all this fuckin' conversation --
                                 YOUNG STUD
                             Please don't die!
                                LIMO DRIVER
                                C'mon, pal.
The Limo Driver and Young Stud carry her naked, convulsing body to the
Black Limo out front. CAMERA holds with Jack and the Colonel.
                                    JACK
                                Close call.
                                  COLONEL
                                    Yes.
They exit.
CUT TO:
47 EXT. POOL AREA - DAY - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA is with Reed and Dirk. They're sitting in two pool chairs, drinking
their drinks and talking. A nervous young kid in red swimming trunks,
SCOTTY J. (mid-20s) comes over and interjects --
                                 SCOTTY J.
                                 Hey Reed.
                                    REED
                        Hey -- Scotty, how are you?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                              Y'know, y'know.
                                 (re: Dirk)
                                Who's this?
                                    REED
                   Eddie -- meet Scotty J. He's a friend,
                       he works on some of the films.
                                    DIRK
                             Nice to meet you.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                     You too. Are you gonna be working?
                                    DIRK
                                   Maybe.
                                    REED
                                 Probably.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                   That's great. That's great. Where did
                 you meet Jack? 'Cause I work on the films,
                y'know, sometimes, that's why I'm wondering
                            if you, you know --
                                 JACK (OC)
                   EDDIE! EDDIE! Come over here a minute.
Dirk spots Jack calling him and stands, looks to Scotty J.
                                    DIRK
                                 Excuse me.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                                Yeah, okay.
                                    DIRK
                             Nice to meet you.
CAMERA DOLLIES IN A LITTLE ON SCOTTY J.
                                 REED (OC)
                       You wanna take a seat, Scotty?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                   Uh . . . I dunno . . . is it alright?
                                 REED (OC)
                                   Yeah.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                      Thank you. It gets a little hard
               mingling around . . . y'know . . . talking to
                   people and stuff . . . it's sort of --
                That kid Eddie is really good looking, huh?
ANGLE, JACK, THE COLONEL AND DIRK.
Dirk approaches and the Colonel smiles. They shake hands.
                                    JACK
                        This young man is interested
                              in the business.
                                  COLONEL
                     Well, you're in good hands if you
                       get involved with Jack, here.
                                    DIRK
                                  Oh yeah?
                                  COLONEL
                   I can't give you much advice that Jack
                  probably doesn't know, but I can advise,
                  maybe you think about your name . . . ?
                                    DIRK
                         My name . . . yeah . . . ?
                                  COLONEL
                Think about something that makes you happy,
            something that also gives some pizzaz . . . y'know?
                                    DIRK
                                   Right.
                                    JACK
                 The Colonel pays for all our films, Eddie.
                  He's an important parts of the process.
                                    DIRK
                            Well, great. Great.
                                  COLONEL
                  I look forward to seeing you in action.
                   Jack says you've got a great big cock.
                                    DIRK
                   . . . um . . . yeah, I dunno, I guess?
                                  COLONEL
                               Can I see it?
                                    DIRK
                                  Really?
                                  COLONEL
                                  Please.
Dirk unzips his pants. CAMERA on the Colonel. He looks down, then up:
                                  COLONEL
                             Thank you, Eddie.
                                    DIRK
                                No problem.
Dirk exits. The Colonel turns to Jack;
                                  COLONEL
                    Jesus Christ. Jesus Lord in Heaven.
CAMERA picks up with Dirk, who runs for the pool and DIVES IN . . . .
CUT TO:
48 INT. POOL - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA MOVES IN AS DIRK LANDS IN THE WATER, FLOATS TO THE BOTTOM, THEN
PUSHES OFF, TOWARDS THE SURFACE. TIME LAPSE TO NIGHT.
CUT TO:
49 EXT. DRIVEWAY/JACK'S HOUSE - NIGHT (LATER)
The party is coming to a close and people are trying to get in their cars
and get out of the driveway.
CAMERA hangs with Little Bill and his Wife.
                                LITTLE BILL
                  Thanks for fucking up this party for me.
                              I appreciate it.
                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE
                           Oh Fuck Off. Will You?
                                LITTLE BILL
                               You Fuck Off.
                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE
                                Yeah, right.
CAMERA MOVES TO FIND: THE YOUNG STUD AND THE LIMO DRIVER.
They're sitting by the limo. The Young Stud is crying.
                                LIMO DRIVER
                      Hey, hey, hey. I mean: How were
                           you supposed to know?
                                 YOUNG STUD
                                 I wasn't.
                                LIMO DRIVER
                  That's right. So what did you do wrong?
                                 YOUNG STUD
                                  Nothing?
                                LIMO DRIVER
                  Nothing is absolutely right, Young Stud.
                                 YOUNG STUD
                          Thank you for your help.
                                LIMO DRIVER
                                No problem.
The Colonel and Jack approach. The Colonel now has ANOTHER YOUNG LADY
FRIEND, picked up from the party.
                                  COLONEL
                             You ready, Johnny?
                                LIMO DRIVER
                                 Yes, sir.
                                  COLONEL
                            How you doin', pal?
                                 YOUNG STUD
                               I'm okay, sir.
                                  COLONEL
                   Don't worry about it. She'll be fine.
                                 YOUNG STUD
              She died in the limo on the way to the hospital.
                                  COLONEL
                            I didn't hear that.
                                 YOUNG STUD
                                   What?
                                  COLONEL
                 You never told me that and what happened,
                        never happened. You got me?
                                 YOUNG STUD
                                 I get you.
                                  COLONEL
                         Now go home. Sleep it off.
The Young Stud exits.
                                    JACK
                        Thanks for coming, Colonel.
                                  COLONEL
                             Great party, Jack.
The Colonel and the new Lady Friend get in the car.
CUT TO:
50 EXT. JACK'S HOUSE/POOL AREA - NIGHT (LATER)
The party is over. Amber and Rollergirl are inside playing cards. Scotty J.
is cleaning up, Dirk and Reed sit in the JACUZZI, looking up at the stars.
                                    REED
                    . . . you wanna hear a poem I wrote?
                                    DIRK
                                   Yeah.
                                    REED
                               Okay. Um . . .
                         "I love you. You love me.
                         Going down the Sugar Tree.
                       We'll go down the Sugar Tree.
                       And See Lots of Bees. Playing.
                       Playing. The bees won't sting.
                            'Cause you love me."
                                    DIRK
                         That's fucking great, man.
Jack approaches in a bath robe, holding a towel.
                                    JACK
                                Howdy-boys.
                                 DIRK/REED
                                 Hey, Jack.
Jack removes his robe and climbs in the Jacuzzi.
                                    JACK
                                Good party?
                                    DIRK
                               It was great.
                                    JACK
                      Good. You had a good time then?
                                    DIRK
                         Excellent time. Thank you.
                                    JACK
                       What this place is for, right?
                                    REED
                                   Right.
                                    JACK
                   Ahhhh . . . this feels good. Bubbles.
                      Turn those bubbles higher, Reed.
                                    DIRK
        Jack . . . I was thinking about my name . . . y'know . . . ?
                                    JACK
                                   Yeah?
                                    DIRK
                   I was wondering if you had any ideas.
                                    JACK
                 I've got a few . . . but you tell me . . .
                                    DIRK
                 Well . . . my idea was . . . y'know . . .
                    I want a name . . . I want it so it
               can cut glass . . . y'know . . . razor sharp.
                                    JACK
                                  Tell me.
                                    DIRK
                When I close my eyes . . . I see this thing,
              a sign . . . I see this name in bright blue neon
                lights with a purple outline. And this name
                 is so bright and so sharp that the sign --
          it just blows up because the name is so powerful . . . .
FLASH ON:
A BRIGHT NEON SIGN IN BLUE LETTERING, WITH A PURPLE OUTLINE:
                                DIRK DIGGLER
                                 DIRK (OC)
                          It says, "Dirk Diggler."
The NEON SIGN FLASHES, BUZZES, THEN BURSTS INTO AN ELECTRIC FLAME.
BACK TO:
51 EXT. JACUZZI - THAT MOMENT
Back to Reed and Jack. They look at Dirk.
                                    JACK
                    Heaven sent you here to this place,
                     Dirk Diggler. You've been blessed.
Dirk smiles. Reed smiles. Jack looks up and closes his eyes.
FADE OUT, CUT TO:
52 INT. JACK'S GARAGE/FILM STUDIO - DAY
. . . . The film crew sets up lights and other equipment around a small
"office" set. The crew consists of: Kurt Longjohn, Director of Photography.
Rocky, Gaffer/Grip. Little Bill, Assistant Director. Scotty J. Is working
as a utility/sound man.
Jack is sipping coffee, conferring with Kurt about lighting.
                                    JACK
                                 How close?
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                    Give me twenty to thirty. I've got a
                    couple tough shadows to deal with --
                                    JACK
                    Okay, but not too long, Kurt, right?
                 Remember, there are shadows in real life.
Little Bill approaches.
                                LITTLE BILL
                          You wanna go over this?
                                    JACK
                            Yeah. Let's . . . .
                                LITTLE BILL
                           (reading from script)
                     Okay. Set up is . . . here we go:
                1.) Amber talking to Becky about auditions.
                 They make the phone call to the agency to
                           send over some actors.
                   2.) Enter Reed to audition for Amber.
                     They go at it. Becky just watches.
                 C.) Becky goes to the bathroom to jack-off
               and is interrupted by Amber. They get into it.
                             E.) Enter Dirk --
                                 (looks up)
                            Who's Dirk Diggler?
                                    JACK
                       The kid, Eddie, from the club.
                                LITTLE BILL
                    Good name. Anyway: 4.) Dirk enters.
                     Meets with Becky. They go at it --
                                    JACK
                I wanna change that -- that should be Amber.
                   Dirk should be auditioning with Amber.
Little Bill makes a note. Jack walks over to Becky, who's sitting in a
chair, shaving her pubic hairs.
                                    JACK
                              Becky, honey --
                                   BECKY
                                   What?
                                    JACK
                     What're you doing? We're shooting
                             in twenty minutes.
                                   BECKY
                           I'm shaving my bush --
                                    JACK
                                    Now?
                                   BECKY
                      It only takes two seconds, Jack.
                                    JACK
                                Fine, fine.
Jack continues to get everyone ready.
                                    JACK
                   Alright everyone, let's go, let's go,
                    we need to shoot this first scene --
                         we need to get one off --
CUT TO:
53 INT. BEDROOM - DAY - LATER
Dirk is sitting on the edge of the bed, dressed up in a brown suit and his
hair is brushed back, parted down the middle. He paces a little, does some
deep breathing, looks over script, etc. Scotty J. enters.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                        Hey. Hi. Dirk. Dirk Diggler.
                                    DIRK
                                    Hi.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                       I'm supposed to come get you.
                        Tell you they're ready, now.
                                    DIRK
                                   Okay.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                           You look really good.
                                    DIRK
                                 Thank you.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                           You look really sexy.
                                    DIRK
                                  Thanks.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                             I like your name.
                                    DIRK
                                  You do.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                             It's really cool.
                                    DIRK
                                  Thanks.
                                 SCOTTY J.
              OK . . . well . . . whenever you're ready . . .
                          I'll see you out there.
Scotty J. exits. Dirk stands, takes a deep breath. CAMERA follows as he
exits the room and walks through the house and into --
54 INT. GARAGE/FILM SET
The crew is ready and waiting. Jack is there to greet him.
                                    JACK
                               Ready, champ?
                                    DIRK
                               Let's do this.
They walk through the scene with Amber.
                                    JACK
                  So we know the scene, we know the thing.
                    You're gonna start outside the set,
                   through that door, I'll call your name
             and action, that'll be your cue . . . come through
                the door, straight to the desk, right here,
                    boom, you and Amber do the scene --
                                    DIRK
                     Do we go straight into having sex?
                                    JACK
                              Is that alright?
                                    DIRK
                    It would be better I think, y'know,
                     so we don't break up the momentum
                              or something --
                                    JACK
                                   Amber?
                                   AMBER
                                   Good.
                                    JACK
                     So we'll just go straight through.
                                    DIRK
                                   Okay.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                         Are we doing a rehearsal?
                                    JACK
                        Eddie, you want a rehearsal?
                                    DIRK
                     It's okay . . . I can do it . . .
                                    JACK
                                   Great.
                                    DIRK
                                   Jack?
                                    JACK
                                   Yeah?
                                    DIRK
               . . . can you . . . um . . . will you call me
                         Dirk Diggler from now on?
                                    JACK
                         Yes. I'm sorry, yeah, yes.
Jack exits. Amber and Dirk huddle in the corner a moment.
                                   AMBER
                Do you want to practice your lines with me?
                                    DIRK
                                 I know it.
                                   AMBER
                           You look great, honey.
                                    DIRK
                Does he want me to keep going until I come?
                                   AMBER
                Yeah. You just come when you're ready . . .
                                    DIRK
                            Where should I come?
                                   AMBER
                             Where do you want?
                                    DIRK
                           Wherever you tell me.
                                   AMBER
                     Come on my tits if you can, okay?
                       Just pull it out and do it on
                      my stomach and tits if you can.
                                    DIRK
                                   Yeah.
She touches her hand softly to the side of his face. (30fps)
                                   AMBER
                          Are you alright, honey?
                                    DIRK
                 This is great. I'm ready. I wanna do good.
               I wanna do this good . . . let's try and do it
                       really sexy . . . you want to?
                                   AMBER
                                   Okay.
Little Bill takes Dirk and walks him off the set, explaining things one
last time to him . . . CAMERA HOLDS ON DIRK. Little Bill walks away and
he's left standing alone a moment, waiting for his cue behind a closed
door. SILENCE. HOLD.
                                 JACK (OC)
                          and . . . action, Dirk.
CAMERA blends to SLOW MOTION (30fps) and FOLLOWS Dirk through the door and
into the set -- lights flare into CAMERA/DIRK and we focus in on Amber,
seated behind a desk. CAMERA blends back to 24fps.
KURT LONGJOHN'S 16mm CAMERA POV:
Dirk enters. A light shines straight at him. He walks into a two shot with
Amber at the desk. BEAT, THEN:
                                   AMBER
                            Hello. Are you John?
                                    DIRK
                                Yes, ma'am.
                                   AMBER
                  Your agency recommends you very highly.
                                    DIRK
                     I'm a really hard worker. You give
                    me a job and I won't disappoint you.
                                   AMBER
                      What special skills do you have?
                                    DIRK
                 Well, I spent three years in the Marines.
                    I just got back from a tour of duty.
                                   AMBER
                              You're kidding?
                                    DIRK
                    No I'm not. It got really hard being
                        surrounded by guys all day.
                                   AMBER
                  When was the last time you had a woman?
                                    DIRK
                                A long time.
                                   AMBER
                              That's terrible.
                                    DIRK
                  But I'm back now and I'm ready to pursue
                             my acting career.
                                   AMBER
                Well as you may or may not know, this is an
                 important film for me. If it's not a hit,
                 I'm gonna get kicked out of my apartment.
                        My landlord is a real jerk.
                                    DIRK
                                  Really?
                                   AMBER
                     Why don't you take your pants off?
              It's important that I get an idea of your size.
                                    DIRK
                                No problem.
Dirk starts to remove his pants . . . just before they come off we go to:
JACK AND THE REST OF THE CREW
Kurt Longjohn takes his eye away from the viewfinder for a moment. Rocky
frowns slightly. Scotty J. is in shock. Reed and Becky smile.
Amber looks from Dirk's cock to his face.
                                   AMBER
                      I think that you have the part,
                but why don't I make sure of something . . .
16mm CAMERA'S POV:
for the first time, we see Dirk's cock. It hangs about 12 inches. Amber's
hand reaches and grabs hold of it --
                                   AMBER
                           This is a giant cock.
So they go at it . . . taking each other's clothes off and climbing up on
the desk . . . OUR CAMERA is hand held, moving around, looking at the crew
filming and Dick/Amber making love . . . .
They continue for a while. Jack whispers something to Kurt, then walks over
to Dirk and Amber, quietly interrupts;
                                    JACK
                                 Guys . . .
                                    DIRK
                            Is everything cool?
                                    JACK
                     Hang in there, everything's cool,
                      I just wanna change the angle --
                            You're doin' great.
Amber looks to Dirk. They hold still;
                                   AMBER
                        You're doin' so good, Dirk.
                                    DIRK
                             Does it feel good?
Amber smiles. Jack and Kurt have set up a new angle;
                                    JACK
                Okay -- we're back, we're ready -- action --
They continue for a bit, getting faster and a little harder;
CU. DIRK AND AMBER
they're face to face. Following in sotto:
                                   AMBER
                              You're amazing.
                                    DIRK
                           You feel good, Amber.
                                   AMBER
                           Are you ready to come?
                                    DIRK
                                    Yes.
                                   AMBER
                                Come in me.
                                    DIRK
                                   What?
                                   AMBER
                          Don't worry, I'm fixed.
                          I want to come in me --
Amber and Dirk come together. HOLD. They kiss and smile.
                                    JACK
                         CUT! FUCK! YES! YES! YES!
THE CREW APPLAUDS THE PERFORMANCE. Everyone gathers around. Dirk is giving
hand shakes, high fives, etc.
CAMERA PANS over to Little Bill and Jack who step aside a moment. Following
in sotto;
                                    JACK
                              That was great.
                                LITTLE BILL
                      Yes it was. What do you want to
                      do about the come shot? We could
                go to the stock footage -- get a close up --
                                    JACK
                       It's not gonna match, we don't
                      have a cock that big on film --
Dirk hears this and turns to Jack and Little Bill.
                                    DIRK
                                   Jack?
                                    JACK
                                 Yes, Dirk?
                                    DIRK
                 I can do it again if you need a close-up.
Everyone in the room looks at Dirk. HOLD.
MUSIC CUE. CONTINUES OVER CUT AND THE FOLLOWING SCENES:
55 INT. JACK'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT - LATER Sequence "A"
The entire cast and crew together.
ECU - CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES POP
ECU - ROLLERGIRL'S CAMERA.
she snaps POLAROIDS
ECU - DEVELOPED PICTURES
cast and crew smiling, holding thumbs up. Dirk in the middle.
CUT TO:
56 INT. RESEDA SHOE STORE - DAY
CAMERA TRACKS ALONG a row of shoes. Dirk, Reed and Scotty J. are in the
store, picking some out. Dirk falls in love with a pair of half-boots,
zip-up style --
CUT TO:
57 INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT
CAMERA BEGINS ON THE SHOES, DOES A QUICK BOOM UP TO A CU. ON DIRK. He's
dancing with Rollergirl. They talk about his shoes.
QUICK DISSOLVE TO:
OVERHEAD ANGLE, JACK'S TABLE.
Jack is eating Clams on the Half Shell and talking to Amber. The Colonel is
sitting with a NEW LADY FRIEND. CAMERA begins a BOOM DOWN as Scotty J.
enters FRAME and begins talking the Colonel's ear off.
QUICK DISSOLVE TO:
ANGLE, MAURICE
CAMERA follows behind him as he shouts orders to waiters and busboys and
bouncers --
QUICK DISSOLVE TO:
ANGLE, BECKY
She's hanging out near the bathroom with a GIRLFRIEND and flirting with
some YOUNG GENT, who's a body-builder type.
QUICK DISSOLVE TO:
INSIDE THE DJ BOOTH. A couple young girls surround the DJ, who is a BLACK
MIDGET, wearing headphones, dancing and doing coke with the girls. He sets
up another RECORD on the turntable. CAMERA DOLLIES IN QUICK ON THE RECORD,
NEW MUSIC CUE.
CUT TO:
58 INT. MOTEL ROOM FILM SET - ANOTHER DAY
Cast and Crew shooting a new film with a Spanish-theme. Jack watches
Rollergirl and Dirk who are on a WATERBED. They block the scene.
                                    JACK
              What we can do is make it all one thing, right?
               You can go from being on top -- below and then
                  move and shift to the side -- pump away
                         there for a while, then --
Dirk gets on the bed with Rollergirl and tries a move.
                                    DIRK
             If she . . . Rollergirl . . . if you wrap your leg
        around . . . other one . . . your left leg . . . right . . .
                     up around my neck. And over. Good.
                     We can go right into Doggy Style.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                 Is the movement of the waterbed a problem?
                                    DIRK
                Not at all, Kurt. Matter of fact, I dig it.
CUT TO:
59 OMITTED ** Director's Note: 2nd Unit/TBA
BURN TO:
60 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/KITCHEN - DAY
Jack is reading "Oui." Dirk, Reed and Amber listen.
                                    JACK
                  Jack Horner has found something special
                   in newcomer Dirk Diggler. It's another
             stellar, sexual standout from Horner and Company.
              Diggler delivers a performance worth a thousand
              hard-ons. His presence when dressed is powerful
                            and demanding . . .
CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON THE PAGE, TRACKS ALONG THE WORDS. CAMERA catches
glimpses of the words on the page, ". . . Diggler . . ." ". . . sexual
standout . . ." ". . . supple ass . . ." Continue w/STILL PHOTOGRAPHS from
the film.
SPLIT SCREEN TO:
61 INT. STUDIO CITY HAIR SALON - DAY
CAMERA DOLLIES DOWN THE LINE OF HAIRSTYLISTS. Dirk is getting a fluffy new
hair style. Reed stands nearby and watches;
                                 JACK (VO)
                 . . . when stripped to the bone, Diggler's
                 more eruptive than a volcano on a bad day.
                Amber Waves ripe-cherry lips do a wonderful
                  job of handling Diggler's wide load and
                Reed Rothchild's stiff biceps do a slapping
               good job with Becky Barnett's supple ass . . .
THREE-WAY SPLIT TO:
62 "A CLIP FROM THE FILM, 'SPANISH PANTALONES." (16mm)
This is filmed on the Motel Room Film Set. Reed is wearing speedos and a
sombrero. Becky is naked. He slaps her ass. Dirk is facing CAMERA, Amber is
kneeling down, covering his crotch giving him a blow job. CU. Dirk for the
money shot.
FOUR WAY SPLIT TO:
63 INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT
Dirk is disco dancing with Rollergirl and Becky and Reed.
                                 JACK (VO)
              . . . but it's Diggler that remains the standout
               in this film. It's easy to predict, after only
            two films, that's Diggler's suck-cess can only grow
                            and grow and grow --
END FOUR WAY SPLIT, STAYING WITH DIRK DANCING IN THE CLUB. Dirk, Reed,
Rollergirl, Buck, Maurice and Becky begin doing a DANCE NUMBER. (Complete
w/choreographed moves, etc.)
CUT TO:
64 OMITTED
65 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/AMBER'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Amber is on the phone. Dirk is sitting with her, holding her hand.
                                   AMBER
                      Please let me talk to him, Tom.
                      Please. I just want to say hello
              and that's all -- I'm not. I'm completely sober.
                      I'm not -- Tom -- Tom -- Tom --
Dial tone from the phone, she hangs up --
                                   AMBER
                        I don't know what to do now.
CUT TO:
66 INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB/BACKROOM - DAY
Maurice slips a PHOTOGRAPH and a letter into an envelope and seals it up.
The VO is in Spanish, with SUB-TITLES.
                                MAURICE (VO)
                Dear brothers: I'm sending you a picture --
CUT TO:
67 INT. APARTMENT BLDG./PUERTO RICO - DAY
Maurice's two BROTHERS rip open the letter and check out a picture of
Maurice standing next to Rollergirl.
                                MAURICE (VO)
                    -- this is my girlfriend. I had sex
                    with her last night. Isn't she hot?
                    I get chicks like this every night.
CUT TO:
68 OMITTED
69 INT. KARATE STUDIO - DAY
Buck, Dirk and Reed dressed in Karate-gear, are taking lessons. Buck speaks
about the ancient history of Karate.
CUT TO:
70 INT. DEPARTMENT STORE - DAY
CAMERA TRACKS ALONG A ROW OF SUITS. Dirk picks one out, tries it on and
pays for it in cash. CAMERA then PUSHES IN through a series of QUICK
DISSOLVES on SUITS hanging individually on the wall.
CUT TO:
71 OMITTED
72 EXT. DESERT HIGHWAY - DAY
CAMERA moves with Jack's Big Van and Little Bill's Station Wagon that
follows.
CUT TO:
73 INT. JACK'S VAN - MOVING - DAY (music over into radio)
Amber is driving the van, Buck is in the passenger seat trying to figure
out why the radio isn't working and speaking;
                                    BUCK
                       If you were to open a business
                     specializing in, like, Super-Super
                    Hi-Fi Stereo Equipment -- forget it,
                    you're in the money. I mean, there's
                     no limit to the technology that's
                             comin' out now --
                                   AMBER
                                  Really?
                                    BUCK
                               That's a fact.
                                   AMBER
                      So what's wrong with this radio?
                                    BUCK
                 I think it's . . . uh . . . it's a wattage
                problem . . . yeah . . . we've got too many
                 watts per channel going into the front two
                          speaker . . . yeah . . .
IN THE BACK OF THE VAN:
Reed, Dirk and Jack are huddled, speaking intensely;
                                    JACK
                               -- what else?
                                    DIRK
                     That's it for now. I mean: I look
                     at this character Holmes has come
                    up with -- and -- look -- I just --
                                    JACK
                                  Tell me.
                                    DIRK
                I don't like to see women treated that way.
                This guy he plays, "Johnny Wad," it's always
                about slapping some girl around or whatever.
              It's not right, it's not cool and it just . . .
                isn't sexy. It isn't sexy like it should be.
                                    REED
                   We could make it more of a James Bond
                 character. This guy that's world traveled.
                                    JACK
                                I like that.
                                    DIRK
                        Reed could play my partner.
                                    JACK
                             I like this a lot.
                                    DIRK
                    We could make it really good, Jack.
                 Honestly. If you direct it . . . we could
                  make a whole series, with a whole story.
              This is exactly what we've always talked about.
                                    JACK
                           I know it. I know it.
                                    REED
                             We should do this.
                                    JACK
                  Alright. When we get back. We'll set up
                  the typewriter and we'll see what we can
                come up with. I'll talk to the Colonel when
                 we get to Vegas. But Dirk, you gotta work
                             on him too, okay?
                                    DIRK
                               Right, right.
                                    JACK
                -- if we don't put every element into this,
                        it's just not gonna work --
                                    DIRK
                                  Exactly.
                                    JACK
                        Now: What's this guy's name?
                        This character? Do you know?
                                    DIRK
                         His name is Brock Landers.
                                    REED
                   His partner's name is Chest Rockwell.
                                    JACK
                        . . . those are great names.
CUT TO:
74 OMITTED
75 INT. ALADDIN HOTEL/CASINO - BANQUET ROOM - NIGHT
The "2nd ANNUAL ADULT FILM AWARDS." Behind a small PODIUM and in front of a
packed to capacity CROWD of porn filmmakers is --
AMBER. She's about to open an envelope.
                                   AMBER
                     And the award for "Best Newcomer"
             goes to . . . Yes! My baby-boy . . . DIRK DIGGLER!
JUMP CUT TO:
COLONEL JAMES. He's on stage, rips open an envelope.
                               COLONEL JAMES
                      . . . the award for "Best Cock"
             goes to . . . Here We Go Again . . . DIRK DIGGLER.
JUMP CUT TO:
A Porn Actress, JESSIE ST. VINCENT (early 20s). She opens;
                                   JESSIE
              And The Award . . . for Best Actor Goes To . . .
                  I've seen his movies and I can't wait to
                work with him, I can't wait to get that big
                 cock in my mouth, my ass, my pussy or any
           which way he'll give it to me . . . Mr. Dirk Diggler!
The Audience Applauds wildly. Dirk, dressed in a jean outfit, makes his way
to the stage and accepts the award from Jessie. He turns to the crowd.
                                    DIRK
                Wow. I dunno what to say . . . I guess. Wow.
                 I guess the only thing I can say, is that
                 I promise to keep rocking and rolling and
               to keep making better films. It seems we make
         these movies . . . and sometimes . . . they're considered
            filthy or something by some people . . . but I don't
               think that's true. These films we make can be
        better . . . they can help . . . they really can, I mean it.
              We can always do better -- and I'll keep trying
           if you keep trying so let's keep ROCKING AND ROLLING.
AUDIENCE APPLAUDS. Jessie St. Vincent comes over and plants a deep, wet
kiss right in his mouth;
                                   JESSIE
                                You're hot.
Amber, in the audience, sees the kiss and frowns. Dirk raises the award
high above his head and does a karate move --
76 INT. ITALIAN RESTAURANT SET - DAY (16mm) Sequence "B"
TITLE CARD READS: "1978"
. . . Jessie St. Vincent walks across the restaurant to the bar. Kurt
Longjohn and his camera crew track with her. Dirk, in character with his
hair slicked, chewing on a toothpick and smoking a cigarette, wearing a
suit and sunglasses is sitting at the bar. She speaks to the Bartender
(played by Maurice).
                                   JESSIE
                       Shot of Tequila, straight up.
                                  MAURICE
                                Yes, ma'am.
                                   JESSIE
                                 (to Dirk)
                  I've been in this place twenty minutes,
                            just to get a seat.
                                    DIRK
                                 You alone?
                                   JESSIE
                    Yeah. Just visiting L.A. Some people
                 told me the food in here was really good.
                                    DIRK
                   Good. No, it's not good. It's probably
                   the BEST place to eat in Los Angeles.
                              It's excellent.
                                   JESSIE
                    I certainly hope so. I could die of
              starvation before I get something in my mouth --
JUMP CUT TO:
77 INT. BEDROOM SET - NIGHT - SCENE CONTINUED IN CLIP FORM (16mm)
This bedroom set is decorated as Brock Landers pad. Jessie St. Vincent
unzips Dirk's pants . . . (porn music in b.g.)
                                    DIRK
                        You said you were hungry --
                                   JESSIE
                                 Starving.
                                    DIRK
                         Well, go ahead and feast.
She pulls his cock out of his fly, looks at it. CAMERA sees this.
                                   JESSIE
                             Ohhh. It's true --
                                    DIRK
                                   What?
                                   JESSIE
                          You're Brock Landers --
CUT TO:
78 EXT. VARIOUS VALLEY LOCATIONS - DAY - FILM CLIP (16mm)
TITLE SEQUENCE FROM "Brock Landers: Angels Live In My Town." Dirk is
running STRAIGHT TOWARDS CAMERA in a JEAN OUTFIT. He stops, does a KARATE
KICK and turns -- FREEZE FRAME.
TITLE READS: DIRK DIGGLER as BROCK LANDERS
Various other footage of Reed, running down the street, firing a gun and
knocking people down. FREEZE FRAME.
TITLE READS: REED ROTHCHILD as CHEST ROCKWELL
Finally, over a WIDE ANGLE SHOT OF VENTURA BLVD;
                  "BROCK LANDERS: ANGELS LIVE IN MY TOWN"
MATCH CUT TO:
79 INT. JACK'S HOUSE - EDITING ROOM - DAY
CAMERA PULLS BACK and WHIPS around from the Steenbeck image to find; Jack
and Kurt Longjohn, working on the film.
                                    JACK
                  Good, good, it's close. Let's head trim
                  Dirk's spin, lose Reed with the revolver
                and switch the main title card -- it should
                        really fly towards camera --
CUT TO:
80 INT. DIRK'S NEW HOUSE/STUDIO CITY HILLS - DAY
CAMERA (STEADICAM) begins on Reed who's doing a MAGIC TRICK in the living
room for Scotty J. and Becky. Jessie is oil painting.
Dirk and Amber enter FRAME and CAMERA follows them through the house. Dirk
is giving her a tour, explaining what type of leather couches he has, what
sort of history he knows about the wood used to build the house, showing
her a painting on the wall of himself that was done by Jessie St. Vincent,
etc. They move into --
THE KITCHEN
Maurice and Rollergirl are deep in conversation. He's trying to convince
her that she should take a picture with him without her clothes on so he
can send it to his brothers in Puerto Rico.
CAMERA stays foreground with their conversation while Dirk shows Amber the
back deck area of the house --
(Director's Note: Sound covers the four talking simultaneously.)
Rollergirl stops arguing with Maurice;
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                          Fuck it, fine, let's go.
She rips off her bikini top, sets the POLAROID on the counter, hits the
timer, rolls back and poses with Maurice --
CU - DEVELOPED POLAROID
the image is of their waists - the Polaroid framing was too low.
Dirk and Amber come f.g. and CAMERA leads them --
                                    DIRK
                And around this corner is the big surprise.
                     The main thing I wanna show you --
They move down a hallway and into --
THE GARAGE
It's dark for a moment, Dirk hits the garage door and it starts to open . .
. LIGHT POURS INSIDE on their faces --
                                    DIRK
                            Isn't it beautiful?
CAMERA holds CU images of a BRAND NEW 1978 CORVETTE. It's candy apple red
with super trimmed out designs, etc. CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON DIRK.
                                   AMBER
                          You deserve this, baby.
                                    DIRK
                      This is it -- this is the thing.
                      This is the most beautiful thing
                        I've ever seen in my life --
They get in the car and go for a ride.
CUT TO:
81 INT. ITALIAN RESTAURANT SET - NIGHT - FILM CLIP (16mm)
Dirk and Reed, in character look at each other and say;
                                    DIRK
              So we solved the case and the women are safe --
                                    REED
                             Just another day.
                                    DIRK
                               That's right.
                                    REED
                     C'mon, Brock. Let's go out and get
                   some of that Saturday Night Beaver --
They smile. FREEZE FRAME. TITLE CARD READS: Directed by Jack Horner.
MATCH CUT TO:
82 INT. JACK'S HOUSE - EDITING ROOM - DAY
CAMERA PULLS BACK and WHIPS around from the Steenbeck image to find Jack
and Kurt Longjohn;
                                    JACK
                   This is the best work I've ever done.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                          It's a real film, Jack.
                                    JACK
                               It feels good.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                              You made it fly.
                                    JACK
               This is the one they'll remember me by, baby.
CUT TO:
83 OMITTED ** Director's Note: 2nd Unit/TBA
QUICK DISSOLVE TO:
84 OMITTED ** Director's Note: 2nd Unit/TBA
QUICK DISSOLVE TO:
85 OMITTED ** Director's Note: 2nd Unit/TBA
BURN WHITE TO:
86 INT. ALADDIN BANQUET ROOM - NIGHT
The "4th ANNUAL ADULT FILM AWARDS." Dirk walks up to the podium to accept
another award.
CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON EACH OF OUR PRINCIPLES SO FAR IN SLOW MOTION: Reed.
Jack. Amber. Little Bill . . . then PAN to his Wife. Kurt Longjohn. Rocky.
Becky. Jessie St. Vincent. Scotty J. Maurice. Buck. Colonel and another new
Lady Friend. Rollergirl. Finally, Dirk. He speaks into the microphone;
                                    DIRK
                                 Thank you.
FREEZE FRAME ON DIRK. End Sequence "B"
WIPE TO:
87 INT. JACK'S HOUSE - NIGHT
CAMERA starts on a huge banner strung across the house. It reads:
                        "Goodbye 70's -- Hello 80's"
CAMERA roams through the party. This is a bigger, better and more insane
party than we have seen so far . . . .
CAMERA hangs with Becky and a tall, heavy-set black guy JEROME.
                                   BECKY
                          . . . right, right . . .
                                   JEROME
              Yeah . . . y'know . . . as far as I'm concerned,
                 it's about love. Y'know? You love someone
                   and how hard can the world be? I mean,
               people will come and go and so will problems,
               and ultimately, if you have love on your side
                 and in your soul, whatsa problem gonna be
               that takes your attention away? Y'understand?
                                   BECKY
                   I do . . . I do. That's really sweet.
                                   JEROME
                             My name's Jerome.
                                   BECKY
                                 I'm Becky.
                                   JEROME
                          Nice to meet 'ya, Becky.
                                   BECKY
                              What do you do?
                                   JEROME
                         I'm in the auto industry.
                                   BECKY
                                  Really?
                                   JEROME
                         Yeah. I'm regional manager
                              for "Pep Boys."
                                   BECKY
                               That's great.
                                   JEROME
                      You've got a nice smile, Becky.
                                   BECKY
                                 Thank you.
CAMERA hangs with Kurt and Rocky who are discussing technology and the
future . . .
CAMERA hangs with Reed, who's doing some Magic Tricks for Jack and
explaining some facts about "the world of illusions."
CAMERA hangs with Dirk and Jessie St. Vincent.
                                   JESSIE
                 Because sometimes I feel like an outsider
               to the whole thing. Y'know . . . I see you and
                 Amber and your relationship and I dunno --
                                    DIRK
                     No, no, Jessie. You shouldn't feel
                             like an outsider.
                                   JESSIE
                  I know my tits aren't as big and I know
                  my pussy isn't as tight as all the other
                  girls in this industry but I still feel
                   like I've got something that works --
                             I can paint, too.
                                    DIRK
                               Yes. Yes. Yes.
                                   JESSIE
                  I dunno. I was just never really secure.
                When I was a kid, I was never really secure
                with myself that much -- I guess that's why
            I try and act like I'm all care-free and everything.
                                    DIRK
                 I know what you mean, sometimes I'm like,
                 "What am I doing?" "What the hell is wrong
                             with me?" Y'know?
                                   JESSIE
                              I know, I know.
                                    DIRK
                        But then . . . I think . . .
                                   JESSIE
                       -- it's just fun. It's great.
                                    DIRK
                    It is. It's the best. I mean, look:
                      I couldn't be happier than where
                   I am today, right now, at this moment.
                                   JESSIE
                     You are so fucking awesome, Dirk.
                                    DIRK
                   Who says you don't have a tight pussy?
                                   JESSIE
                       I don't know. No one, I guess.
CAMERA hangs with Scotty J. and Amber. He re-counts;
                                 SCOTTY J.
                    So I was all, "What's your problem?"
                    And he was all, "Nothing." So I was
             like . . . really . . . y'know . . . I was fuckin'
                     pissed, Amber. So then I was all,
                   like, "What are you gonna do?" Y'know?
                     And he was all, like acting tough,
                 y'know, with his friends around and stuff.
              So I was just all . . . like . . . "Forget it."
                             And I walked away.
Amber's attention moves to Dirk talking with Jessie St. Vincent.
                                   AMBER
                             Excuse me, Scotty.
CUT TO:
88 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/KITCHEN - NIGHT
CAMERA hangs with The Colonel, a NEW LADY FRIEND, who's doing some coke
from a bowl and Maurice, who's begging for a part in a movie. The Colonel's
attention turns across the room;
COLONEL'S POV: A tall man in a white suit, FLOYD GONDOLLI (mid 50s), is
standing with two dirty-looking BOYS and two similar GIRLS.
The Colonel walks over, CAMERA WHIP PANS over to Floyd Gondolli;
                                   FLOYD
                                The Colonel!
                                  COLONEL
                    Floyd Gondolli, great you could make
                  it . . . great . . . great . . . great.
                                   FLOYD
                        How are you? You look happy.
                                  COLONEL
                                 I'm fine.
                                   FLOYD
                         Meet Boys: Tommy and Pete.
                        Meet Girls: Angie and Cyndi.
                           TOMMY/PETE/ANGIE/CYNDI
                                    Hi.
                                  COLONEL
                           Hello. Happy New Year.
                                   FLOYD
                  These are the next stars . . . the real
                            people in the world.
                                  COLONEL
                    I think we should do that talk with
                    Jack now, whadda 'ya say? Maybe iron
             this thing out before we start the new year . . .
                                   FLOYD
                                Let's do it.
Floyd turns to the kid he is with and speaks very slowly to them;
                                   FLOYD
                Tommy-Pete-Angie-Cyndi. Uncle Floyd is gonna
              split for a minute to do a little business talk.
The Colonel and Floyd walk away.
CUT TO:
89 EXT. POOL AREA - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT
Dirk is talking with Jessie St. Vincent. Amber comes over and takes a seat
on Dirk's lap.
                                    DIRK
                                Hey, Amber.
                                   AMBER
                    What are you talking about out here?
                                    DIRK
                                  Nothin'.
                                   AMBER
               Do you wanna come with me for a little while?
                                    DIRK
                                   Where?
                                   AMBER
                      A surprise, surprise, surprise.
                                    DIRK
                                 Let's go.
They excuse themselves from Jessie and walk off into the house. Jessie
looks across the party and sees Buck. CAMERA moves away, towards him --
He's sitting alone, wearing a new-style, Commodores look. A few beats later
-- Jessie enters frame.
                                   JESSIE
                                 Hey, Buck.
                                    BUCK
                         Hey, Jessie, how ya doin'?
                                   JESSIE
                             You sitting alone?
CUT TO:
90 EXT. JACK'S DRIVEWAY - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT
A guy in white jeans, black leather jacket, TODD PARKER (late 20s). He
exits his 280z and flashes smiles at various party people. CAMERA follows
him to the POOL AREA where he sees;
                                    REED
                                Todd Parker.
                                    TODD
                          Rockin' Reed Rothchild.
                                    REED
                               You made it --
                                    TODD
                 Yeah . . . yeah. This is an amazing party.
                         Fuckin' chicks everywhere.
                                    REED
                                  You bet.
                                    TODD
                    I wouldn't mind havin' some of that
                            action over there --
Todd points out a BIKINI PARTY GIRL.
                                    REED
                         Want me to introduce you?
                                    TODD
                       Sure. Introduce her to my lap.
                                    REED
                             You got off work?
                                    TODD
                        I don't dance Sunday nights.
                Who's Corvette is that out in the driveway?
                                    REED
                                It's Dirk's.
                                    TODD
                   That car is jammin' -- Nosed, Racked,
                    Dual Camms, Ten Coats of Hand Gloss,
                      Candy Apple Red Laquer -- WHOA.
CUT TO:
90A EXT. POOL AREA - THAT MOMENT
Buck and Jessie St. Vincent sitting/talking.
                                    BUCK
                       I'm pretty happy with it . . .
                                   JESSIE
                 . . . It's a great look for you, I think.
                                    BUCK
                      It's sort of original, I think.
                                   JESSIE
                                   Right.
                                    BUCK
                     What were we talking about before?
                                   JESSIE
                       Um . . . oil painting . . . ?
                                    BUCK
               No . . . yes, I mean . . . but we were talkin'
                                about . . .
                                   JESSIE
                             Oh! Oh! "Sunsets."
                                    BUCK
         Oh yeah! I was saying: I like sunsets too . . . but . . .
                                   JESSIE
                            Sunrises are better.
                                    BUCK
                                  Exactly.
                                   JESSIE
               I thought I was the only one who thought that.
                                    BUCK
                               I think that.
                                   JESSIE
                     I never thought we'd have so much
                              in common, Buck.
                                    BUCK
                 Yeah, yeah . . . hey, have you ever heard
                            of my stereo system?
                                   JESSIE
                                    No.
                                    BUCK
                     Y'know I'm thinking of opening my
                              own business --
                                   JESSIE
                                  Really?
                                    BUCK
                   It's my dream. Hi-Fi Stereo Equipment
                     at a discount price -- it's called
                        "Buck's Super Stereo World."
                                   JESSIE
                        That's a fucking great idea.
CUT TO:
91 INT. JACK'S OFFICE - MOMENTS LATER
Jack, Floyd Gondolli and the Colonel sitting.
                                   FLOYD
                   . . . so let's talk about the future.
                    So let's talk about what video means
                     to this industry -- and let's talk
                  about how all of us -- not one of us --
                 but all of us will profit. I've been doing
                theater work in San Francisco and San Diego
                   for as long as you've been doing stag
                            and hardcore, Jack.
                                    JACK
                       I know you're history, Floyd.
                                  COLONEL
                       No one's doubting your history
                        or your credentials, Floyd.
                                   FLOYD
                      Then why the resistance? I mean:
                    This industry is going to be turned
                         upside down soon enough --
                                    JACK
                             Then why help it?
                                   FLOYD
                    Why not be prepared? The money comes
                  from the Colonel, the talent comes from
                  you, Jack. I've got a connection to the
                 equipment and the mail order distribution,
                 not to mention those kids I got out there
                    who are hot-fuck-action to the max.
              This is the future. Video tape tells the truth.
                                    JACK
                  I have a stable of actors and actresses.
                     They're professionals. They're not
                    a bunch of fucking amateurs. They're
                   proven box office and they get people
                  in theaters (where films should be seen)
                     and they know how to fuck well --
                                   FLOYD
                       That's right, Jack and by that
                    same token, you're the one with the
                      power here. The video revolution
                  is upon us -- and our role is critical.
                 We have an obligation to use our resources
                     and talent to help make it fly --
                                    JACK
                You come in here, at my party, tell me about
                 this and that -- tell me about the future,
                  tell me about -- video and amateurs and
               all that -- well lemme tell you something now:
                   I will not shoot films on video and no
                   I will not loan out my actors who are
                       under contract to me. Period.
                                   FLOYD
              Wait a minute, Jack. I'm not a complicated man.
                  I like cinema. In particular, I like to
                  see fucking on film. I don't want to win
                 an Oscar and I don't want to re-invent the
               wheel -- I enjoy simple pleasures like butter
                    in my ass and lollipops in my mouth.
               That's me -- call me crazy, call me a pervert,
                  but this is something I enjoy. One other
               small thing I want to do in this life is make
              a dollar and a cent in this business -- I'm not
              trying to hurt you. I'm trying to help you stay
                       one step ahead of the game --
                                    JACK
                   We're repeating ourselves now, Floyd.
                                  COLONEL
               Jack, I think this is about cost and future --
                                    JACK
                  The future is as bright as we make it --
                it shouldn't be sacrificed for a few dollars
                that can be saved shooting on video tape --
                if it looks like shit and sounds like shit,
                           it probably is shit --
                                   FLOYD
              I think you're one gin past this conversation --
                                    JACK
                    No . . . no. I'm crystal clear here.
                                  COLONEL
                    Jack, please understand that this is
                 not an argument . . . this is a fact of --
                                    JACK
                             . . . What . . . ?
                                  COLONEL
                     This is not an argument, but a --
                                    JACK
                            What are you saying?
                                  COLONEL
                      What do you mean, Jack, c'mon --
                                    JACK
                       Are you telling me that you're
                          working with this shit?
                                  COLONEL
                    I think that there is a serious case
                  to be made for the price and the gamble
                on the whole idea of a home video market --
                Jack: Two, three years from now, everyone's
                   gonna be able to walk into their local
               supermarket and buy or rent a videocassette --
                                    JACK
                   True film fans won't watch that shit.
                 It doesn't look good and more importantly
                       it doesn't make sex look sexy.
                                  COLONEL
                    It doesn't have to look good, Jack.
                      Film is just too damn expensive.
                     The theaters are already planning
                      converting to video projectors.
                                    JACK
                           I haven't heard that.
                                   FLOYD
                                 It's true.
                                    JACK
                    We've got ten minutes until the New
                Year and I don't want it to start like this
                  so I'm leaving now. We will or we won't
                continue this conversation some other time.
Jack leaves. Floyd looks to the Colonel. HOLD.
CUT TO:
92 INT. AMBER'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Dirk and Amber enter. She sits him on the bed.
                                   AMBER
                  I wanted you . . . to just . . . to come
                     in and give me a minute so I could
                       tell you how much I love you.
                     It's gonna be a new year and we're
                      gonna start things and do things
                     and I want you to know how much I
                     really care for you, honey. I care
             for you so much . . . you're my little baby . . .
                                    DIRK
                             Thank you, Amber.
                                   AMBER
                     You're the best thing in the world
                     that's happened to me since my son
             went off . . . and I just . . . I love you, honey.
                                    DIRK
                           I love you too, Amber.
Amber continues to talk as she sets up more lines of coke.
                                   AMBER
               Fucking 1980 . . . y'know? Can you believe it?
                                    DIRK
                  I can't . . . it's like . . . next thing
                   we know . . . it's gonna be 1990, then
                        2000 . . . can you imagine?
                                   AMBER
                 Goodbye to 1979 . . . hello to 1980 . . .
                           (handing him a straw)
              Make sure you snort it back quick and hard . . .
                                    DIRK
                              . . . wh . . . ?
                                   AMBER
                        Really fast, like this . . .
She demonstrates. Dirk hesitates a moment, then leans down and does a line
of coke.
                                    DIRK
                                 It burns.
                                   AMBER
                         It's good, though, right?
                                    DIRK
                     It's in my throat . . . uch . . .
                                   AMBER
               It's the drip . . . the drip's the best part.
                                    DIRK
                            Tastes like aspirin.
                                   AMBER
                     Do one more in the other nostril.
                                    DIRK
                . . . I need a glass of water, I think . . .
                                   AMBER
                         One more, then the water.
Dirk does another line.
                                    DIRK
                        Do I look cool when I do it?
Amber is right there to KISS him very hard on the mouth. HOLD.
CUT TO:
93 INT. JACK'S HALLWAY - THAT MOMENT
Dirk and Amber emerge from the bedroom and walk back to the party . . . .
Amber stops to say hello to some people . . . . Dirk keeps walking . . .
CAMERA follows him outside . . . Scotty J. approaches . . . .
                                 SCOTTY J.
                                 Hey, Dirk.
                                    DIRK
                        Scotty. Hey. What's up, man?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                  . . . fuckin' New Year's, y'know, right?
                                    DIRK
                                   1980.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                       Right. Did you see my new car?
                                    DIRK
                             You got a new car?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                              Yeah. Wanna see?
                                    DIRK
                                   Sure.
CAMERA FOLLOWS them outside, they pass Reed and Todd who are standing near
the BBQ pit --
                                    REED
                    Hey, Dirk, c'mere and meet someone.
                   This is Todd, my pal from the thing --
                                    DIRK
                                How are ya?
                                    TODD
                              We finally meet.
                                    REED
                      Remember I told you about Todd?
                      He works over at the Party Boys
                               Strip Club --
                                    DIRK
                      Oh, cool, cool. You're a dancer?
                                    TODD
                          Yeah, I got some moves.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                        -- Dirk? Are you coming -- ?
                                    DIRK
                            Yeah, okay, Scotty.
                                 (to Todd)
                  I'll see you around. We can talk later.
CAMERA continues with Dirk and Scotty J. Out to the DRIVEWAY. They check
out the USED CANDY-APPLE RED TOYOTA COROLLA.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                                This is it.
                                    DIRK
                                   Cool.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                             Wanna get inside?
                                    DIRK
                           When did you get this?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                                 Yesterday.
                                    DIRK
                       It's great. It's really great.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                     Yeah, you wanna take a ride, or --
                                    DIRK
                       Wait a minute, wait a minute,
          waitaminute . . . fuckin' hell . . . how much time left?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                             Six minutes . . .
                                    DIRK
                Oh, shit! Let's get back inside, come on --
Dirk starts to walk away . . . Scotty watches him go . . . Suddenly: Scotty
CHARGES Dirk from behind and starts to KISS his neck. Dirk stumbles, pushes
him away and turns:
                                 SCOTTY J.
                    I'm sorry, Dirk. Please. I'm sorry.
                                    DIRK
                          . . . why'd you do that?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                        You look at me sometimes --
                                    DIRK
                                  -- What?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                        I wanna know if you like me.
                                    DIRK
                          . . . yeah . . . Scotty.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                              Can I kiss you?
                                    DIRK
                        . . . Scott . . . I don't --
                                 SCOTTY J.
                         -- Can I kiss your mouth?
                           Please. Please let me.
                                    DIRK
                                    No.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                      I'm really sorry. I didn't mean
                       to grab you . . . I didn't --
                                    DIRK
                               It's alright.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                           . . . I'm sorry . . .
                                    DIRK
                            . . . it's alright.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                           Do you wanna kiss me?
                                    DIRK
                                  Scotty.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                       No, no. Forget it. I'm sorry.
                     I'm really sorry, I'm just drunk.
                          I'm outta my head, okay?
                                    DIRK
                               . . . yeah --
                                 SCOTTY J.
                  I'm just crazy, you know? Crazy. Right?
                       I'm so wasted, drunk, drunk --
                                    DIRK
                         You wanna go back inside?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                         Do you like my car, Dirk?
                                    DIRK
                          What . . . ? Yeah. Yeah.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                    I wanted to make sure you thought it
                 was cool or else I was gonna take it back.
                                    DIRK
                                    Oh.
PAUSE. Dirk hesitates . . . then turns and walks back into the house.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                                (to himself)
                             I love you, Dirk.
CUT TO:
94 INT. JACK'S HOUSE - NIGHT - MOMENTS LATER
Jack calls out to the crowd of Party People.
                                    JACK
                  WE GOT TWO MINUTES, PEOPLE! TWO MINUTES!
CUT TO:
95 INT. HALLWAY - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA follows Little Bill as he walks the hallway to a closed bathroom
door. He opens it.
OVER LITTLE BILL'S SHOULDER, INSIDE THE BATHROOM
Little Bill's WIFE is getting FUCKED DOGGY STYLE by yet ANOTHER YOUNG STUD.
She looks at him.
                             LITTLE BILL'S WIFE
                  You should be taking notes, Little Bill.
                             ANOTHER YOUNG STUD
                         This is a fresh cunt, pal.
Little Bill stands a moment, then closes the door. CAMERA LEADS him as he
walks back through the party . . . outside to the pool area and into the
driveway for his Station Wagon.
He takes the keys from his pocket, unlocks the passenger side door, reaches
into the glove compartment and takes out a .38 REVOLVER and AMMUNITION.
CAMERA FOLLOWS him now as he heads back across the driveway, back through
the pool area, loading the gun as he walks . . .
People begin counting off to the New Year --
                                PARTY PEOPLE
                      10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . .
Little Bill walks into the house, down the hallway --
                                PARTY PEOPLE
           . . . 6 . . . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
Little Bill arrives at the Bathroom door and SMASHES IT OPEN: His Wife and
the Young Stud are still fucking . . .
                             PARTY PEOPLE (OC)
                           . . . HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Little Bill FIRES THE REVOLVER INTO HIS WIFE'S NAKED STOMACH. He FIRES THE
GUN AGAIN, STRIKING THE YOUNG STUD IN THE HEART.
THEY BOTH COLLAPSE AND FALL TO THE FLOOR OF THE BATHROOM. BLOOD SPLATTERS
LITTLE BILL . . . .
. . . EVERYONE IN THE PARTY JUMPS AT THE SOUND OF THE GUNSHOTS . . .
. . . LITTLE BILL FIRES ANOTHER SHOT INTO HIS WIFE . . .
. . . BLOOD AND SMOKE FILL THE BATHROOM . . .
. . . LITTLE BILL TURNS AROUND, FACES THE PARTY PEOPLE AND SHOVES THE
REVOLVER IN HIS MOUTH AND PULLS THE TRIGGER . . .
BLOOD AND BRAINS SHOOT OUT THE BACK OF HIS SKULL AND HE COLLAPSES, FALLING
OUT OF FRAME.
TITLE CARD READS:
                                   "80s"
FADE OUT.
OVER BLACK, WE HEAR THE VOICE:
                                 AMBER (OC)
                      . . . what about your character,
                   "Brock Landers," and what some people
              might consider violent attitudes towards women?
CUT TO:
Sequence "C"
96 INT. DIRK'S HOUSE/BALCONY - DAY - DOCUMENTARY FOOTAGE (16mm)
Dirk is doing an interview. He's unshaven, thin and sweating, wearing
sunglasses. He speaking quickly to Amber OC. (1982)
                                    DIRK
               violence . . . ? No, what? I mean, if there's
                 something in this series of movies that's
               like action or violence or whatever -- that's
                the movie. Y'know? Look: I'm not saying that
             these movies are for the whole family, but they've
               gotalotta action and sometimes the characters
                 are women who are -- say -- spies or drug
                 smugglers or working for some organization
                that my character is trying to . . . defeat.
                We've made twenty of these films in the past
         um . . . um . . . five years, since 77 . . . and this kind
                 of talk has only come up in the past year
           or so . . . I mean: What's the problem? So -- y'know.
CUT TO:
97 INT. BROCK LANDERS BEDROOM SET - NIGHT - 16mm FILM CLIP
Dirk is in his underwear, asleep in bed. An actress named KC SUNSHINE plays
in the scene with him as an Indian woman, wrapped in a sheet. She enters,
holding a knife, coming towards Dirk . .
                                 AMBER (VO)
               If Brock Landers is slick with a gun, he does
                   so only in the vein of good and right.
              Brock protects the values of the American ideal
                  and fights for causes that instill pride
              in a society where morals are hard to come by --
Dirk wakes in the scene, struggles with KC Sunshine, knocks the knife from
her hand and pins her down. The scene plays;
                                    DIRK
                               WHO SENT YOU?
                                KC SUNSHINE
                       GET THE FUCK OFF ME, ASSHOLE.
                                    DIRK
               LAY STILL, I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE GODDAMN FACE.
                                KC SUNSHINE
                                 FUCK OFF.
Dirk SMACKS her then starts to KISS her breasts softly.
CUT TO:
98 INT. ALLEY WAY - NIGHT - 16mm FILM CLIP
In the scene, Dirk has Becky (playing a PROSTITUTE) up against a wall. He's
right in her face, holding his fist up . . . The scene:
                                    DIRK
                         I'm onna ask once more and
                   I'm onna ask you nice . . . WHERE THE
                         FUCK IS RINGO, YOU BITCH?
                                   BECKY
                                 Fuck you.
Dirk SLAPS her across the face.
                                   BECKY
                    Ohhh . . . do it again, mayble I'll
                        get my pussy wet next time.
BUCK arrives playing a PIMP and aims a REVOLVER at Dirk.
                                    BUCK
               HEY CRACKERJACK, WATCHYOU DOIN' WIT MY WOMAN?
Just then: REED appears with a GUN aimed at Buck.
                                    REED
                      Make another move, motherfucker
                     and give me a good goddamn reason
                             to blow you away!
99 OMITTED
100 OMITTED
101 OMITTED
102 OMITTED ** Director's Note: Rollergirl's Interview/TBA
103 OMITTED ** Director's Note: Jessie's Interview/TBA
104 OMITTED
105 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/EDITING ROOM - DAY - DOCU FOOTAGE
Jack and Dirk are sitting behind a Moviola for the interview with Amber.
Dirk speaks very quickly . . .
                                    DIRK
                BLOCK . . . uh . . . an idea or a movement.
                  Jack will put the final touches on what
                 the camera needs for editing -- but, uh --
                  He allows me to block my own sex scenes.
              . . . and . . . he gives me flexibility to work
                with the character and develop, y'know . . .
                    I don't know of any other directors
                 that would let an actor -- uh -- do that.
                                    JACK
                 I don't let you block your own sex scenes.
Jack and Amber laugh. Dirk laughs a little less.
CUT TO:
106 EXT. VENTURA BLVD. - DUSK - DOCU. FOOTAGE
Footage of Dirk walking along the street as the sun goes down. Amber
narrates.
                                 AMBER (OC)
                 For Dirk Diggler, the future is something
                to look forward to, not to fear . . . He is
                a creative man of many interests . . . film,
             poetry, karate, music and dance . . . he is a man
             of passion and mystery . . . He Is A Man Of Lust.
FADE OUT, CUT TO:
End Sequence "C".
107 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/EDITING ROOM - NIGHT (May 82)
Dirk and Amber, sitting in front of the Steenbeck. She flips it off and
looks to him;
                                   AMBER
                            It's my poem to you.
                                    DIRK
                     It's great. It's so great, Amber.
                        You're a director now. Shit.
                           Have you showed Jack?
                                   AMBER
                   Just you. I wanted to show you first.
                                    DIRK
                       It's so fuckin' good. Really.
                                   (beat)
                    Maybe you might want to think about
                   cutting that part when Jack says that
                          thing about -- y'know --
                                   AMBER
                            Blocking the sex --
                                    DIRK
                                  -- yeah.
CUT TO:
108 INT. JACK'S HOUSE - NIGHT - MOMENTS LATER
Dirk and Amber walk out and into the living room, CAMERA SWINGS 180 OVER
TO: Jack and Reed, sitting at the kitchen counter;
                                    JACK
                                How was it?
At that moment the PHONE RINGS, CAMERA WHIPS OVER to the phone. It rings
again. Jack picks it up. DOLLY/ZOOM IN QUICK.
                                    JACK
                     Hello? Colonel? Wait, wait, wait.
                      Yes. Calm down. Calm down. Okay.
                       Right Now -- Yes -- Right Now.
He slams the phone down.
CUT TO:
109 INT. POLICE STATION - HOLDING AREA - NIGHT
The Colonel is sitting in handcuffs, crying his eyes out. Jack sits across
from him, speaking through the glass.
                                  COLONEL
             . . . she was fifteen . . . fifteen . . . I didn't
                   know . . . Jack, you gotta believe me.
                                    JACK
                               I believe you.
                                  COLONEL
                 I told her not to do so much coke, but she
                wouldn't listen, she just kept doing it and
                doing it like she was a vacuum. Like she had
                 a vacuum in her nose or something . . . .
               . . . next thing I know . . . she's got blood
          coming from her nose and . . . jesus . . . her, jesus --
                                    JACK
                                   What?
                                  COLONEL
                      It was coming out her ass, Jack.
                                    JACK
                   Okay. It's gonna be okay. Just relax.
                  The bail is a hundred thousand dollars.
                     I don't have that kind of cash --
                                  COLONEL
                      -- I don't have any money left.
                                    JACK
                         What do you mean? Nothing?
The Colonel shakes his head a little, doesn't answer.
                                    JACK
                         Well . . . what . . . how?
                                  COLONEL
                        I spent it . . . I spent it.
                                    JACK
                      The films . . . or . . . I mean?
                                  COLONEL
                    I spent it, alright? This shit gets
                   expensive. Between you shooting film,
                      the coke, the limos, the houses.
                       It goes, alright? I spent it.
                                    JACK
                        Alright, okay. Don't worry.
                                  COLONEL
                      I can't have this happen to me.
                           I'm a good man, right?
                                    JACK
                                Yes you are.
                                  COLONEL
                   I didn't know -- I didn't know she was
                gonna die right there with me or I wouldn't
                            have picked her up.
                                    JACK
                Right. You know; you've done nothing wrong.
                 I mean, look; You were just there, right?
           You didn't . . . I mean . . . you didn't do anything.
                                  COLONEL
                  They found something in my house, Jack.
                                    JACK
                                   What?
                                  COLONEL
                           . . . something . . .
                                    JACK
               . . . what are you saying? What did they find?
                                  COLONEL
                   . . . it's my fuckin' weakness, Jack.
                They're . . . so small and cute I can't help
               myself, Jack. I can't help it when they're so
              small and cute. I just want to watch, I don't do
            anything, Jack. I've never touched one of them . . .
                                    JACK
                           Jesus Christ, Colonel.
                                  COLONEL
                  You look at me like I'm an asshole, now.
                                    JACK
                       . . . I . . . I don't . . . ?
                                  COLONEL
                     I'm going to jail for a long time.
                                    JACK
                    -- it's okay, Colonel. It's gonna be
                  fine in the end . . . . I promise . . .
                                  COLONEL
                           Are you promising me?
Jack doesn't answer.
                                  COLONEL
               Take it back, Jack. Don't promise me anything.
              You can't help me. I'm done. I'm going to jail.
        I've done wrong and I'm going to jail for a long, long time.
They hold a look for a moment. A few OFFICERS come and start to escort the
Colonel away. He leans in, speaks sotto;
                                  COLONEL
                   Listen to me, Jack: And I'm gonna tell
                    you this for you. Am I your friend?
                                    JACK
                                   What?
                                  COLONEL
                        Answer me, am I your friend?
                                    JACK
                                    Yes.
                                  COLONEL
                    So remember that I'm your friend and
               listen to what I tell you now: Give in, Jack.
               You've gotta give. For you, for your business
                 and your livelihood -- accept the future.
                   Don't fight it, because you can't win.
               Look for the new blood, go to Floyd Gondolli,
                  go to video, give up your battle -- the
                         filmmaking is over, Jack.
The Officers take him away. Jack watches him leave. DOLLY IN CLOSE ON JACK.
CUT TO:
110 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/OFFICE - DAY
CAMERA HOLDS A LOW ANGLE, LOOKING UP AT JACK, KURT and ROCKY. They look
into CAMERA. HOLD.
                                    JACK
                             Well there we go.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                                   Yeah.
                                   ROCKY
                      Lot of stuff on there to learn.
                                    JACK
                                 That's it.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                            No turning back now.
                                    JACK
                                The future.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                               That's right.
                                   ROCKY
                           The quality is, uh --
                                    JACK
                        It's not what we're used to.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                       We can make it work, I think.
                                   ROCKY
                         It's . . . potential . . .
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                                    Yes.
                                    JACK
                         You can't beat the price.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                               No you can't.
                                    JACK
                    This is the future and we can't deny
               it anymore because the past is too expensive.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                                I'm scared.
                                   ROCKY
                                  Me too.
                                    JACK
                          It's gonna make us rich.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                                    Yep.
                                   ROCKY
                   It's a rather pretty thing, isn't it?
REVERSE ANGLE: A new VIDEO CAMERA is sitting on the table in front of them.
This is the thing they've been discussing.
                               KURT LONGJOHN
                   We can still tell good stories, Jack.
                                    JACK
                   No. It's about jacking off now, Kurt.
                     No more stories . . . that's over.
CUT TO:
111 INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT (Dec. 82)
BECKY looks into CAMERA;
                                   BECKY
                                   I do.
JEROME looks into CAMERA;
                                   JEROME
                                 I do too.
CU - BLACK AND WHITE SNAPSHOT
Becky and Jerome kissing. Jack as Best Man. Amber as Bridesmaid.
CAMERA on the dance floor; Becky, dressed in a WHITE BRIDAL DRESS and
Jerome, dressed in a TUXEDO. Reed is dancing with them.
                                   BECKY
                     They made Jerome regional manager
                  of the new "Pep Boys," they're building
                  in Bakersfield. We're gonna move there.
                                Buy a house.
                                    REED
                    That's great, guys. That's so great.
                                   JEROME
                  It's gonna be a great opportunity to run
                  the store my way. Y'know. Get those guys
                   off my back and run the store my way.
CAMERA picks up and follows Dirk who walks over to Jack's table --
ANGLE, JACK'S TABLE
Jack is sitting with a handsome young kid, JOHNNY DOE (aged 18.) Dirk
arrives;
                                    JACK
                  . . . and it's tough is what I'm saying.
                                 JOHNNY DOE
                                   Right.
                                    JACK
                   Hey, Dirk -- here you are. You havin'
                                a good time?
                                    DIRK
                                  Uh-huh.
                              (re: Johnny Doe)
                                Who's this?
                                 JOHNNY DOE
                    Hi . . . I'm Johnny Doe. You're Dirk
                     Diggler -- it's great to meet you.
                                    JACK
                 Dirk, meet Johnny Doe . . . New Kid On The
                  Block. He's interested in the business.
Dirk nods his head, picks up his sunglasses from the table and walks off
across the dance floor. Jack turns back to Johnny Doe;
                                    JACK
                 He's pretty tired, Johnny. He's also shy.
                  Anyway: What I'm saying to you is this:
                It costs money, you got ten, fifteen people
                  standing around, and that's just to make
                       sure the lighting is right --
Jack continues chatting with Johnny Doe, he looks away for a moment.
JACK'S POV: Dirk meets up with Todd Parker and they walk out the door.
(40fps)
Jack turns back to Johnny Doe. Continue a bit with party stuff/etc. Jack
has his dance w/Becky.
CUT TO:
112 EXT. JACK'S POOL AREA - DAY (Jan. 83)
CAMERA begins with Kurt and Rocky standing nearby the VIDEO CAMERA. Reed is
watching them try and figure it out.
Jack is waiting patiently, working on a crossword puzzle. Johnny Doe is
swimming in the pool.
Rollergirl moves past and CAMERA follows her into --
CUT TO:
113 INT. JACK'S HOUSE - DAY - THAT MOMENT
Dirk is dressed in Speedos and a headband for the scene and laying out some
coke on the table. Rollergirl arrives, she does some. The television in the
b.g. is tuned to MTV which is playing "Video Killed the Radio Star."
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                             This stuff burns.
                                    DIRK
                               It's crystal.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                      That's why. Shit, why didn't you
                tell me -- you don't need to do that much --
                  You only have to do bumps with crystal.
                                    DIRK
                  Yeah, well . . . mind your own business
                       or get your own or whatever --
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                    You don't have to be mean about it.
Rollergirl skates off. Dirk looks out the window, sees Johnny Doe swimming.
Amber is speaking to him. CAMERA DOLLIES IN A LITTLE (30fps) ON DIRK.
CUT TO:
114 INT. BEDROOM - THAT MOMENT
Maurice is sitting on the edge of the bed, shaking and sweating. Rollergirl
enters and moves to a closet.
                                  MAURICE
                      Hey . . . Rollergirl . . . hey.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                               What's wrong?
                                  MAURICE
                                   Where?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                 With you?
                                  MAURICE
                           Me? -- Nothing -- Why?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                           You look like a wreck.
                                  MAURICE
                      Shit no, I'm cool as a cucumber.
Rollergirl takes off her clothes and gets into her BIKINI.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                   It's your big day -- bein' in a movie.
                                  MAURICE
                                   Yeah.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                          What you always wanted.
                                  MAURICE
                       I'm very thankful to Jack for
                           giving me the chance.
BEAT.
                                  MAURICE
                                Rollergirl?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                   What?
                                  MAURICE
                          My dick is really small.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                   What?
                                  MAURICE
                         My dick . . . it's small.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                 How small?
                                  MAURICE
                               Really small.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                          Well . . . uh . . . so?
                                  MAURICE
                            So I can't do this.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                            Can you get a boner?
                                  MAURICE
                             I don't think so.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                 Well . . .
                                  MAURICE
                          Please. Can you help me?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                    How?
                                  MAURICE
                                  I dunno.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                        If you've got a small dick,
                 there's really nothing I can do, Maurice.
                                  MAURICE
                       . . . right . . . right . . .
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                            Just go for it, man.
                                  MAURICE
                             What do you mean?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                Just go for it . . . who cares if you've got
                 a small dick. It's how you use it, right?
                You can get a boner, I bet. I know you can.
                                  MAURICE
                                  I guess.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                             Be a man about it.
                                  MAURICE
                 Right. Right. I have to be a man about it.
             I have to do this . . . I have to show my brothers
               in Puerto Rico the lifestyle that I'm living.
                       I can do it . . . I can do it.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                              You'll do fine.
                                  MAURICE
                                   Right.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                   C'mon.
                                  MAURICE
              No . . . no . . . I wanna stay here for a bit --
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                       Okay . . . I'll be out there.
She exits. HOLD with Maurice a moment.
CUT TO:
115 OMITTED
116 INT. BATHROOM - DAY - THAT MOMENT
Dirk enters, closes the door, looks in the mirror;
                                    DIRK
             . . . yeah, yeah, yeah . . . You look good, ready.
Dirk does some quick KARATE moves, then turns his BACK TO THE CAMERA. He
unzips his pants, looks down at his cock. His body starts to move a little,
slowly at first then faster as he tries to masturbate.
                                    DIRK
              C'mon . . . c'mon . . . c'mon . . . I'm a star.
                   I'm a star, I'm a rock and roll star.
                         And My Cock Can Get Hard.
              C'mon . . . c'mon . . . c'mon . . . I'm a star.
                    I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.
The DOOR to the Bathroom is SUDDENLY OPENED by Scotty J. who catches Dirk
in the mirror with his pants down, speaking to himself;
                                    DIRK
                            -- what the fuck --
Scotty exits quickly. Dirk pulls up his pants and exits --
CUT TO:
117 EXT. JACK'S HOUSE/POOL AREA - DAY - MOMENTS LATER
Jack is still sitting in the same spot. Johnny Doe is drying off. Dirk
comes charging out --
                                    DIRK
                            I'm ready to shoot.
                                    JACK
                          We need twenty minutes.
                                    DIRK
                   No. I'm ready now. It's gotta be now.
                                    JACK
                              Twenty minutes.
                                    DIRK
                        Fuck it. Hey, no, hey, Jack.
                 I'm ready now . . . my cock is ready now.
                   I'm ready to fuck . . . let's go now.
                                    JACK
                   Yeah, well . . . NO. Get me. You wanna
                        start something here, Dirk?
                                    DIRK
              I wanna start fucking . . . who is it gonna be?
                                    JACK
                                   What?
                                    DIRK
                    Who do you want to fuck, me or him?
Dirk points at Johnny Doe.
                                 JOHNNY DOE
                               Me . . . what?
                                    DIRK
                                  Shut up.
                                 JOHNNY DOE
                        I didn't do anything to you.
                                    DIRK
                    You're not an actor, man. You got no
               business being here -- you're not an actor --
                                 JOHNNY DOE
                                 Yes I am.
                                    DIRK
                  No: I'm an actor, man. I'm a real actor.
                                 JOHNNY DOE
                                  Shut up.
Dirk MAKES A QUICK KARATE-TYPE MOVE TOWARDS JOHNNY DOE, WHO FLINCHES, BUT
QUICKLY GETS INTO A KARATE STANCE OF HIS OWN.
                                 JOHNNY DOE
                              HEY, MAN, DON'T.
                                    DIRK
                             SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
                                    JACK
                       Dirk, you need to settle down.
                        Go inside, have a drink and
                   mellow this off . . . you understand?
                                    DIRK
                            I'm ready to shoot.
                                    JACK
                               Well I'm not.
                                    DIRK
                    I'm not gonna tell you again, Jack:
                                    JACK
                             -- Get outta here.
                                    DIRK
                             . . . What . . . ?
                                    JACK
                    Get off my set, get outta my house.
                                    DIRK
                           . . . you . . . what?
                                    JACK
                                   Leave.
                                    DIRK
                                    No.
                                    JACK
                        You don't want to do this --
                         the state you're in, Dirk.
                                    DIRK
                       Whatta you mean, state? State?
                     State of California? Yeah, I'm in
                          the state of California.
                                    JACK
                               Jesus Christ.
                                    DIRK
                      What are you, Jack, Jack, hey --
                                    JACK
                 You're high and you need to sleep it off.
                        You've been up for two days.
                                    DIRK
                      I haven't been up for two days.
                                    JACK
                     Whatever. You're high and you need
                     to come down. Sleep it off, Dirk.
                                    DIRK
                        YOU DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING.
                                    JACK
                          Get the fuck outta here.
                                    DIRK
                         YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.
                                    JACK
                                 Yes I am.
                                    DIRK
                           ARE YOU THE KING? HUH?
                                    JACK
                      Jesus Christ. MOVE. GET OUT. GO.
Jack starts to prod Dirk a little with a slight PUSH.
                                    DIRK
                      DON'T YOU FUCKIN TOUCH ME, MAN.
Jack SLAPS Dirk across the face. HOLD. Dirk is shocked. Everyone has
stopped what they're doing by now and is watching nervously. Amber comes
over.
                                   AMBER
                 Dirk, honey, why don't we go for a walk --
                                    DIRK
                  YOU SHUT UP, TOO. YOU'RE NOT THE MOTHER
                  OF ME OR MY BOSS. YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER.
                                   AMBER
                            Dirk, please, honey.
                                    JACK
                                  Reed --
Reed comes over to the fight.
                                    JACK
                  Take him home, Reed. I don't need this.
                                    DIRK
                      No. No. I wanna shoot the scene.
                  I'm ready to shoot the scene. I'm fine.
                                    JACK
                           I don't want you here.
                                    DIRK
                    Look . . . it's over . . . alright.
                   I'm done . . . now I'm ready to shoot.
                    I'm calm, my cock is cool and ready.
                                    REED
                        Why don't we go home, Dirk?
                                    DIRK
                     I'm the one with the cock, I'm the
               one with the big fucking cock, so let's go --
                                    JACK
                        You listen to me now, kid --
                                    DIRK
                   DON'T CALL ME A KID. I'LL FUCK YOU UP.
                 YOU WANNA SEE ME KICK SOME ASS? YOU WANNA
                   FUCK WITH ME, I KNOW KARATE. SO C'MON.
                                    REED
                       Dirk, let's be cool, let's --
                                    DIRK
                    I'm the biggest star here -- THAT'S
                      THE WAY IT IS: I WANNA FUCK. AND
                 IT'S MY BIG DICK, SO EVERYBODY GET READY.
                                    JACK
                                Not anymore.
                                    DIRK
                         WHAT? What "not anymore"?
                                    JACK
                                 Your dick.
                                    DIRK
                            WHAT, WHAT? SAY IT.
                                    JACK
                I've seen you push thirteen inches, you'd be
            lucky if you could manage six today -- all the coke
                 you got in you. You're not ready to fuck,
                  your dick's not getting hard today, kid.
                                    DIRK
                  DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT, JACK.
                                    JACK
                        Alright: You're fired. Okay?
                       You understand? You're fired.
                          Get outta here now. NOW.
                                    DIRK
                     WHAT? WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT?
                                    JACK
                     Just leave, Dirk. Leave RIGHT NOW.
                                    DIRK
                      My cock is READY. YOU WANNA SEE?
                  HUH? YOU WANNA SEE MY BIG FUCKIN' COCK?
Suddenly, blood begins to pour violently from his nose. He cups his hand
over his nose, hides his embarrassment;
                                    DIRK
                      FUCK THIS, FUCK THIS, FUCK YOU.
                   FUCK ALL OF YOU. YOU'RE NOT MY BOSSES.
                         NO ONE IS THE KING OF ME.
Dirk runs away, gets behind the wheel of his Corvette and tears off,
bleeding all the way --
Reed, Jack, Amber, Scotty, Johnny Doe and the rest of the crew watch him
go.
FADE OUT.
118 OMITTED
CUT TO:
119 INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY (Mar. 83) Sequence "D"
Dirk stands in front of a microphone wearing headphones. The ENGINEER in
the booth speaks;
                                  ENGINEER
                        Okay . . . Dirk, you ready?
                                    DIRK
                           I was born ready, man.
                                  ENGINEER
                     Okay . . . Dirk Diggler Demo Tape,
                   "You Got The Touch," take seven . . .
The BAND kicks in and Dirk begins to sing his song. It's a cross between
Kenny Loggins/Survivor and any "Rocky" anthem.
                                    DIRK
                 YOU GOT THE TOUCH . . . YOU GOT THE POWER.
                 YEEEEAAAHHHH. AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE,
              YOU NEVER WALK, YOU NEVER RUN, YOU'RE A WINNER.
CUT TO:
120 INT. RECORDING BOOTH - LATER
Dirk, Reed and the Engineer are mixing. The song PLAYS.
                                    DIRK
                  Is the bass taking away from the vocals?
                                  ENGINEER
             Well . . . a little . . . but not really too much.
                                    DIRK
                  Let's take down the bass and let's take
                               up the vocals.
CUT TO:
121 INT. RECORDING STUDIO - LATER
Dirk is singing. Reed is playing guitar on a BALLAD called, "FEEL THE
HEAT." CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON THEM.
                                    DIRK
               THE HEAT WILL ROCK YOU, THE HEAT WILL ROLL YOU
                            BABY DON'T YOU KNOW
                     MY HEAT WILL MOVE YOU IN YOUR SOUL
                            C'MON, C'MON, C'MON
                      LOVE ME TODAY, LOVE ME TOMORROW
                    ALL DAY, ALL NIGHT, YOU FEEL MY BEAT
                                 REED/DIRK
                      FEEL, FEEL, FEEL . . . MY HEAT.
CUT TO:
122 INT. RECORDING BOOTH - CONTINUED
Dirk, Reed and the Engineer. Scotty and Todd are sitting around, making
phone calls, eating the free food, etc.
                                  ENGINEER
                        So . . . what do you think?
                                    DIRK
                   Well I think that . . . maybe we could
                      speed it up a little -- it's --
                                  ENGINEER
                      It's a ballad. I thought that --
                                    DIRK
                  We'll just speed it up a couple octaves.
                   . . . cause that might make it cooler,
             people like it when slow songs . . . y'know . . .
               when they're a little fast . . . it's cooler.
CUT TO:
123 INT. JACK'S LIVING ROOM - DAY
Jack is directing a scene with an AMATEUR PORN ACTRESS and JOHNNY DOE.
They're on the couch in Jack's living room. Johnny Doe has adopted more of
a celebrity attitude.
                                  AMATEUR
                      Is he gonna fuck me in the ass?
                                    JACK
                           Is that what you want?
                                  AMATEUR
                             It would be nice.
                                    JACK
                        Johnny: Fuck her in the ass.
                                 JOHNNY DOE
                            Lock and Load, Jack.
He takes a seat behind the VIDEO CAMERA and says;
                                    JACK
                 Alright, friends; let's get it over with.
DISSOLVE TO:
124 EXT. BAKERSFIELD HOUSE - NIGHT
Establishing shot of a small little house with a white picket fence. From
the house we hear the sounds of SCREAMING AND VIOLENCE.
CUT TO:
125 INT. BAKERSFIELD HOUSE - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT
Becky is crouched in the corner of the kitchen. Jerome is standing above
her, dressed in his Pep Boys uniform.
                                   JEROME
                 YOU FUCKIN' WHORE, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' WHORE.
                                   BECKY
                          Please, Jerome, don't --
                                   JEROME
                  You probably liked those big cocks, huh?
                                   BECKY
                                  Don't --
                                   JEROME
                  I'll tell you about a big cock -- yeah,
                 you want my cock to be bigger, don't you?
                                   BECKY
                        No, baby, please, please --
Jerome SMACKS Becky in the face --
DISSOLVE TO:
126 INT. VALLEY BANK - DAY
Buck is dressed like a regular joe in a suit, holding a briefcase on his
lap, sitting patiently. Jessie St. Vincent is sitting with him, holding his
hand. He's approached by a middle aged white male BANK WORKER. CAMERA
DOLLIES IN.
                                BANK WORKER
                                 Mr. Swope?
                                    BUCK
                          Yeah, that's me. Hello.
                                BANK WORKER
                 You have a copy of your loan application?
                                    BUCK
                                 Yes I do.
                                BANK WORKER
                         Good. You wanna follow me?
CUT TO:
127 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/AMBER'S BEDROOM - DAY
CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON Rollergirl and Amber. They're playing backgammon and
talking on Amber's bed, doing coke and smoking cigs.
                                   AMBER
                     I was gonna take a poetry class at
                          Everywoman's Village --
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                          Oh, oh. I wanna do that.
                                   AMBER
                       We'll do it then. It's Monday,
                        Wednesday, Friday at three.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
             Do you think I should -- I was thinking something?
                                   AMBER
                                   What?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                   I was gonna see about taking the GED.
                         Do you know what that is?
                                   AMBER
                       For High School, to graduate?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                     Yeah. It's like -- so I can get my
                    diploma -- 'cause I feel bad that I
                   never did it. I think you were right.
                          I think you're right --
                                   AMBER
                   You should do it. That would be great
                    for you -- you know -- cause if you
                 wanted, Rollergirl, you could do anything.
Amber turns her head to something OC. AMBER'S POV: Jack is directing
another scene in the living room between TWO YOUNG PORN ACTRESSES with fake
breasts who we have never seen before.
Amber motions to Rollergirl, who gets up and SLAMS THE DOOR.
CUT TO:
128/128A INT. DIRK'S HOUSE - DAY (2x)
Dirk, Reed and Scotty J. are sitting around. Todd enters holding an
envelope. DOLLY IN SUPER-QUICK.
                                    TODD
                                 I'm back.
                                    DIRK
                              Perfect timing.
They move to a table and anxiously set out some coke.
CUT TO:
129 INT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - DAY
CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON MAURICE. The club is closed and empty. Maurice sits at
the bar, writing a letter. An envelope and a videotape are placed nearby.
Following is SUB-TITLED;
                                MAURICE (VO)
                      Dear brothers: Here's an example
                      of me with women in Los Angeles.
                I sleep with women here all the time . . .
CUT TO:
130 INT. APARTMENT BLDG./PUERTO RICO - DAY
Maurice's two BROTHERS rip open the envelope, read the letter and slip the
tape into their VCR that's wired to a crappy black and white television.
CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON THE BROTHERS.
                                 BROTHER #1
                          (in Spanish, sub-titled)
                                Oh my God --
                                 BROTHER #2
                          (in Spanish, sub-titled)
             -- it's so . . . so . . . it looks like a peanut.
CUT TO:
131 INT. VALLEY BANK - DAY - CONTINUED
CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON BUCK. He's speaking to the BANK WORKER.
                                    BUCK
                   That's what Buck's Super Stereo World
                 is all about -- the customer. People wanna
                 know what they're getting into technically
                  and I have the specific technical hi-fi
                background to answer any technical question
                 that someone might have -- I've been into
                sound equipment for long enough to know what
               a guy wants when he walks right in the door --
              and that's the personal touch that Buck's Super
                       Stereo World is gonna have --
CUT TO:
132 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/AMBER'S ROOM - DAY - CONTINUED
Amber and Rollergirl are sitting in front of a pile of coke that's laidout
on top of a big book . . .
                                   AMBER
                   I miss my two sons -- my little Andrew
                  and my Dirk -- I miss them both so much.
             I always felt like Dirk was my baby, my new baby.
                            Don't you miss Dirk?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                   Yeah.
                                   AMBER
                   He's so fucking talented. The bastard.
                  I love him, Rollergirl, I mean; I really
                           love the little jerk.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                     I love you, Mom. I want you to be
                     my mother, Amber. Are you my Mom?
                    I'll ask you if you're my mother and
               you say, "yes." OK? -- Are you my mother -- ?
                                   AMBER
                              Yes, honey. Yes.
They cry and hug and laugh and do more coke, smoke more cigs, etc.
CUT TO:
133 INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY
CAMERA DOLLIES IN QUICK. Dirk and Reed are violently haggling in an office
of the Recording Studio with the MANAGER.
                                    DIRK
                    C'mon, man, c'mon, c'mon, alright --
                                  MANAGER
                    I can't let you take the tapes until
                         the bill is paid in full.
                                    DIRK
                         That makes a lot of sense.
                                    REED
                      Wait, wait, wait. How can he pay
                     the price of the demo if he can't
                  take the demo tapes to a record company?
                                  MANAGER
                    That's not my problem. My job is to
               collect payment before we hand over the tapes.
                                    REED
                     You can't get a record contract if
               the record company can't hear what you've got.
                                    DIRK
                OK: Wait a minute -- have you heard my tape?
                   Huh? Have you heard it? I'm guaranteed
             to get a record deal because my stuff is so good.
                     Once that happens, I'll pay you --
                                  MANAGER
                 It's not gonna happen. This is a Catch-22,
                   I understand. You're saying this thing
                and I get it but I just won't let it happen.
                                    DIRK
                               A catch-what?
CUT TO:
134 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/AMBER'S ROOM - NIGHT - CONTINUED
Amber and Rollergirl, pacing around the room, talking, crying, etc.
                                   AMBER
                   I don't wanna do this anymore, honey.
                           I can't. I just can't.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                   What?
                                   AMBER
                  Have fun now, let's keep going and going
                  and going tonight -- because it's over.
                         There's too many things --
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                Okay. Okay.
                                   AMBER
                               Let's go walk.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                       I don't wanna leave the room.
                                   AMBER
                  Me either. OHHHHHHH. I love you, honey.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                              I love you, Mom.
They laugh and laugh and laugh and smoke, talk, walk.
DISSOLVE TO:
135 INT. VALLEY BANK - DAY - CONTINUED
Buck and Jessie across the desk from the Bank Worker, who looks up from the
file and says;
                                BANK WORKER
                     Mr. Swope . . . we can't help you.
                                    BUCK
                    . . . I have all the papers, all the
                 things in order, yes? I mean, it's all --
                                BANK WORKER
               Yes. But we can't give you a loan. I'm sorry.
                                    BUCK
                             . . . why . . . ?
                                BANK WORKER
                  . . . Mr. Swope: You're a pornographer.
                    And this bank is not in business to
                           support pornography --
                                    BUCK
                   I'm not a pornographer, I'm an actor.
                                BANK WORKER
                                 I'm sorry.
                                    BUCK
                 No, no, no, please. This is . . . this is
                    a new business for me, a real thing
                  that I want to do and a real thing that
             I can do, please, I mean -- this is not a joke --
                                BANK WORKER
                                 I'm sorry.
                                    BUCK
                 Please, now, please, just wait one minute
                here -- because there's gotta be some way --
                                BANK WORKER
                           . . . I'm sorry . . .
                                    BUCK
                          Well this is not fair --
                                BANK WORKER
                  This financial institution can't endorse
                  pornography, you've got to understand --
                                    BUCK
                               I'm an actor.
                                BANK WORKER
                           Please. Now I'm sorry.
DISSOLVE TO:
136 INT. HORNER PRODUCTIONS - VAN NUYS - DAY
CAMERA (STEADICAM) follows Jack around his new OFFICES. Posters of his
films with Johnny Doe, Amber, Rollergirl, Buck and some others we've never
seen cover the walls.
A WAREHOUSE area is shipping out boxes of VHS VIDEOCASSETTES. CAMERA
breezes past an EDITING ROOM where Kurt Longjohn and Rocky are sitting in
front of two 3/4 machines, cutting a new Jack Horner film with Johnny Doe
doing some Karate-moves reminiscent of Dirk Diggler.
Jack continues walking into the RECEPTION AREA where TWO UNIFORMED POLICE
OFFICERS are standing.
                                  OFFICER
                                Jack Horner?
                                    JACK
                             Yeah, what is it?
                                  OFFICER
                     There was an accident yesterday --
CUT TO:
137 INT. DIRK'S HOUSE - ANOTHER DAY
Dirk is in his bedroom. CAMERA ZOOMS/DOLLIES in SUPER QUICK on him doing a
line of coke. Reed comes into the room, quick;
                                    REED
                              Oh, fuck, Dirk.
                                    DIRK
                                   What?
                                    REED
                       You know that kid Johnny Doe?
                                    DIRK
                                    No.
                                    REED
                          Y'know, the kid from --
                                    DIRK
                              What about him?
                                    REED
                     He died. He got in a car accident.
                    Couple nights ago . . . and he died.
                    He like, went through the windshield
                     or something. Fuckin' shit. Dead.
                                    DIRK
                                 For real?
                                    REED
                   Yeah. He's dead. Can you believe that?
                                    DIRK
               That's gotta hurt, goin' through a windshield.
                              It's tough luck.
Dirk does another line of coke. The PHONE RINGS and Dirk answers.
DOLLY/ZOOM IN QUICK.
                                    DIRK
                     Hello? Becky? Becky -- what? What?
SPLIT-SCREEN;
138 INT. BECKY'S HOUSE/BAKERSFIELD - DAY - THAT MOMENT
Becky is locked in her bedroom on the phone with Dirk. OC outside the
bedroom, we can hear Jerome YELLING and SCREAMING.
                                   BECKY
                   I think Jerome is gonna kill me, Dirk.
                      Please. Please come and help me.
                                    DIRK
                   Well . . . where are you, I don't know
                              where you are --
                                   BECKY
                       I need you to save me, Dirk --
                  if he catches me on the phone, I'm dead.
                                    DIRK
                           Tell me where you are.
                                   BECKY
                 . . . okay . . . okay . . . OH SHIT. He's
                     coming in -- okay -- okay -- meet
                      me at Denny's in Bakersfield --
                       on Colfax Blvd. Please hurry.
                                    DIRK
                   Okay. I'm comin' right now, right now.
               I'm comin' right now to kick some ass, Becky.
SPLIT SCREEN/CAMERA stays with Becky are she hangs up the phone. The DOOR
to the BEDROOM IS SMASHED OPEN by Jerome -- he GRABS her by the hair of her
head and throws her across the room and into the KITCHEN.
                                   BECKY
                  Please don't do anything to me, Jerome.
                           Please. Please. I ask.
                                   JEROME
                 Think you're Miss Fuckin' Movie Star with
                  a dick in your mouth? Huh? You're gonna
                tell me -- tell it to me or I'm gonna break
                             your fuckin' jaw.
                                   BECKY
                      I don't know what you want me --
                                   JEROME
                  -- I want you to tell me that you liked
                getting fucked by those men in those movies.
                I want you to tell me that you loved getting
               shit in your face -- YOU FUCKIN' SAY IT, CUNT.
                                   BECKY
                           . . . I liked it . . .
                                   JEROME
                           Do you like big dicks?
                                   BECKY
                    I don't know what you want me to --
                                   JEROME
                                  SAY IT.
                                   BECKY
                                    Yes.
Jerome LEANS DOWN AND PUNCHES BECKY IN THE FACE. HOLD. He catches his
breath and walks out of the kitchen.
Becky, crouched in a corner, bleeding from her nose and mouth, reaches for
a large FRYING PAN on the floor --
CUT TO:
139 INT. DIRK'S HOUSE - DAY - THAT MOMENT
Dirk grabs his keys and his jacket and heads for the door . . .
                                    REED
                              Where you goin'?
                                    DIRK
                        Gotta go kick some ass, man.
He stops a moment and heads back into his bedroom . . . grabs his coke in a
newspaper fold and makes a dash for the door --
CUT TO:
140 EXT. DIRK'S HOUSE - DAY - THAT MOMENT
Dirk exits and gets in his car QUICK. DOLLY/ZOOM IN FAST.
CUT TO:
141 INT. BECKY'S HOUSE - DAY - CONTINUED
CAMERA DOLLIES in front of Jerome as he walks out of the kitchen. In the
b.g., Becky appears with the frying pan in her hand . . .
She SMASHES THE FRYING PAN ACROSS THE BACK OF JEROME'S SKULL. He falls . .
she STANDS OVER HIM, STRIKING HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN.
                                   BECKY
                    DON'T -- YOU -- EVER -- TOUCH -- ME.
She runs out the door --
CUT TO:
142 EXT. BAKERSFIELD HOUSE - EVENING - THAT MOMENT
Becky runs from the house and off down the street. HOLD.
CUT TO:
143 INT. DIRK'S CORVETTE - MOVING - MOMENTS LATER
Dirk is driving quickly through Laurel Canyon and trying to do a few
things; 1) He's trying to light a cigarette with matches, 2) He's trying to
find a cassette tape to play and 3) He's trying to brush his hair in the
rearview mirror . . . .
CU. DIRK
The cigarette falls from his mouth and he leans down, OUT OF FRAME to pick
it up . . . . the car starts drifting towards a TELEPHONE POLE that is
fifteen yards ahead . . . Dirk gets the cigarette, comes up INTO FRAME,
looks ahead and blinks;
Dirk's Corvette SLAMS INTO THE TELEPHONE POLE.
CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON DIRK, BEHIND THE WHEEL. He shakes his head, looks
around in a daze. A PEDESTRIAN runs over;
                                 PEDESTRIAN
                             You alright, pal?
                                    DIRK
                 My fuckin' car, my car . . . my Corvette.
                                 PEDESTRIAN
                 Holy shit, you slammed right into this --
Dirk puts the car in reverse and backs away.
                                 PEDESTRIAN
                  I don't think you should dirve this car.
                                    DIRK
                                 Fuck you.
Dirk drives off with the front of the Corvette SHREDDING along the
pavement.
CUT TO:
144 INT. BAKERSFIELD DENNY'S - NIGHT (LATER)
Becky is sitting at the counter. A few seats over from her is an older man,
MR. BROWN (late 60s). He wears an old gray suit,
                                 MR. BROWN
                          Are you alright, ma'am?
                                   BECKY
                                   What?
                                 MR. BROWN
                        Are you going to be alright?
                 You seem . . . you've been sitting there.
                     A while now. And I want to know if
                        you're going to be alright.
HOLD. Becky looks down.
                                 MR. BROWN
              Do you want to order something? A bowl of soup?
                                   BECKY
                       My friend was supposed to come
                    here and get me, but he hasn't come.
                                 MR. BROWN
                  Yes. Well, why don't you let me buy you
                 some soup while you wait for your friend?
                                   BECKY
                          No. No. I'm not hungry.
                                 MR. BROWN
                    Please. Please. I want to help you.
             This is not . . . this is something . . . you see,
                    an act of kindness, I'm trying to do
               something good . . . to help you . . . for no
             other reason . . . other than . . . just to help.
Mr. Brown reaches into his pocket, takes out a quarter and places it on the
counter in front of Becky.
                                 MR. BROWN
                   Why don't you try calling you friend?
BEAT. Becky looks at the quarter. CAMERA HOLDS ON QUARTER.
                               MR. BROWN (OC)
                        Use the quarter, young lady.
CUT TO:
145 INT. DIRK'S GARAGE - NIGHT
Dirk rants and raves, verging on tears, circling the car. Scotty, Reed and
Todd are now home and looking at the damage;
                                    REED
                          How fast were you going?
                                    DIRK
                           Fuck, I dunno. Ninety.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                           Ninety miles an hour?
                                    DIRK
                    Shit, yeah. I'm lucky I'm not dead.
                                    TODD
                          This is a lot of damage.
                                    REED
                          At least it's driveable.
                                    DIRK
                      It's nove driveable, look at it.
OC we hear the PHONE RINGING. Scotty moves to get it.
                                    DIRK
                Just let it ring, we gotta deal with this --
                                    REED
                       At least it still works, Dirk.
                                    DIRK
                    You can't just drive a Corvette down
                    the street looking like that, Reed.
                         C'mon, man. Be reasonable.
                                    REED
                         How you gonna pay for it?
                                    DIRK
                     -- I'll find a way to pay for it.
                        This is top priority, Reed:
                        My car has got to get fixed.
                                    TODD
                    It could be like two/three thousand
                       dollars worth of damage, Dirk.
                                    DIRK
                                    So?
                                    TODD
                                  I dunno.
                                    DIRK
                We gotta get those fuckin' demo tapes, too.
                I mean it . . . let's go kick that guy's ass
               or something . . . if we could get those demo
                  tapes, then we get the record deal, then
                   the Vette gets fixed. You cannot drive
               a Corvette down the street looking like this,
                              you just can't.
CUT TO:
146 INT. DENNY'S - NIGHT - MOMENTS LATER
Becky is sitting in a booth across from the Mr. Brown. She's crying.
                                   BECKY
                     I don't know where to go. I don't
                 have anywhere to go, I can't get anywhere.
                                 MR. BROWN
                  It's alright. It's alright, young lady.
                                   BECKY
                    I'm so sorry to make you hear this.
                                 MR. BROWN
                            I want to help you.
                                   BECKY
                                No, I can't.
                                 MR. BROWN
                    You need help. You need someplace to
                   sleep and to wash. I want to help you.
                                   BECKY
                             You're a nice man.
BEAT.
End Sequence "D" CUT TO BLACK:
147 OMITTED
148 OMITTED
149 OMITTED
150 OMITTED
TITLE CARD: "Six Months Later"
CUT TO:
151 OMITTED
152 OMITTED
153 OMITTED
154 OMITTED
155 INT. HEARING ROOM - COURT BUILDING - DAY
Amber is sitting in a room with a long desk, a few chairs and fluorescent
lights. A middle aged female JUDGE enters and greets her;
                                   JUDGE
                         Hello. You must be Maggie?
                                   AMBER
                                    Yes.
                                   JUDGE
                     I'm Kathleen O'Malley. The judge.
                                   AMBER
                                    Yes.
                                   JUDGE
                        You have a lawyer with you?
                                   AMBER
                           No. I don't. I do not.
They sit in silence. The Judge looks over a couple of files. Moments later,
Amber's ex-husband, THOMAS (late 30s) steps in with his LAWYER. They all
take seats.
                                   LAWYER
                               Hello, Judge.
Introductions happen, etc. BEAT. The Judge looks over some files;
                                   JUDGE
                    You've been divorced for six years.
                                   AMBER
                              Yes. Since 1977.
                                   JUDGE
                                (to lawyer)
                 And the agreement on the money settlement
                             was taken care of?
                                   LAWYER
                                    Yes.
                                   JUDGE
                     So. What we're talking about then
              is coming to an agreement on custody of Andrew?
                                   AMBER
                                    Yes.
                                   JUDGE
                    What was decided during the divorce?
                                   LAWYER
                  Initially, Andrew went with his father,
                and visitation was given to his mother on --
                             (looks at a paper)
                   from Saturday Noon to Sunday at seven.
                  With his mother entitled to bring Andrew
                    to her home or any reasonable place.
                                   JUDGE
                                 (to Amber)
                        Was that the understanding?
                                   AMBER
                                    Yes.
                                   JUDGE
              And why wasn't that visiting privilege honored?
                                   THOMAS
                         Well, it was for a time --
                                   AMBER
                           I only saw him twice.
                                   THOMAS
                 It said, "reasonable place," and I didn't
                  think a house of drugs and prostitution
                         and pornography was that.
                                   JUDGE
                     I'm sorry, what is it that you --
                                   THOMAS
                 My ex-wife is involved in the pornography
                business -- I didn't think that environment
                        was a safe place for my son.
                                   AMBER
                    This is not right. My son was never
                    exposed to pornographic material or
                  drugs or any of these things, my husband
                              just assumed --
                                   THOMAS
                         I saw it with my own eye.
PAUSE. Amber has no response. The Judge looks down at the file.
                                   JUDGE
                   Did you register this as a complaint?
                                   LAWYER
                   My client didn't officially register,
                    but I think the circumstance called
                     for something immediate -- for the
                            safety of the child.
                                   JUDGE
                          How old is the boy now?
                                   THOMAS
                                He's twelve.
                                   AMBER
                       He'll be thirteen next month.
                                   JUDGE
                           Where do you live now?
                                   THOMAS
                    We live in Long Beach. I have a job
                  there and my new wife is home with him.
                                  (pause)
                  You see, the problem is, Judge, is that
               my ex-wife is a sick . . . she is a very sick
                  person and she needs help. She deals in
                       drugs and sex for a living --
                                   AMBER
                             I don't do drugs.
                                   LAWYER
                    Your honor, she has been in and out
                   of trouble with the law on quite a few
                  occasions regarding this sort of thing.
                                   AMBER
                            No. No. Not anymore
CAMERA HOLDS ON AMBER. She watches the Judge. OC there's the sound of
papers shuffling.
                                 JUDGE (OC)
                        Have you ever been arrested?
                                   AMBER
                                    Yes.
                                 JUDGE (OC)
                      When was the last time you were
                 arrested . . . what was the charge . . . ?
CAMERA DOLLIES IN CLOSE ON AMBER.
CUT TO:
156 EXT. ALLEY - BEHIND THE COURT BUILDING - DAY - LATER
Amber leans against a wall, crying her eyes out. HOLD.
CUT TO:
TITLE CARD, OVER BLACK: "Sunday, December 11, 1983"
157 INT. LIMOUSINE - NIGHT - MOVING
CAMERA'S POV is a CAMCORDER operated by KURT LONGJOHN. JACK, dressed in a
tuxedo, sits in the back of the limo with ROLLERGIRL, who's wearing a
full-length fur coat, lingerie underneath.
                             JACK (into CAMERA)
                Okay, okay, okay. Welcome to the experiment.
                This is Jack Horner, coming to you from the
                 inside of a limousine that at this moment
                 is heading West down Ventura Blvd. I have
                 with me -- a little princess in the world
                of adult film -- the lovely Miss Rollergirl.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                            Hello, hello, howdy.
                                    JACK
                  Are you ready to do what we're gonna do?
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                      Ready, ready. Ready like Freddy.
                                    JACK
                     We are On The Lookout. That's what
                     we'll call this -- On The Lookout.
                  We're just gonna drive on down Ventura,
                    heading west, like I said -- and see
                   what we find. Maybe we find some new,
                    young stud who wants to take a shot
                   and get hot and heavy with Rollergirl
                 back here in the limo -- and we'll capture
                  it on video. This is a first, ladies and
                    gentleman. A first in porn history.
                    Who knows what could happen . . . ?
              Maybe we come across some guy, maybe some girl?
                 See if they'd like to get soft and sticky?
CUT TO:
158 EXT. EL PUEBLO MOTEL - NIGHT
Establishing shot of a crap motel in Studio City. Dirk's DAMAGED CORVETTE
is parked out front with a U-HALL connected.
CUT TO:
159 INT. EL PUEBLO MOTEL - THAT MOMENT
Dirk, Reed, Todd and Scotty J. have moved into a small motel with two beds
and a fold-out couch. Scotty is sitting on one bed watching television
dressed in his UNION 76 GAS STATION UNIFORM.
Dirk is getting dressed, Reed is trying to get his attention;
                                    DIRK
                          Where the fuck is Todd?
                                    REED
                         C'mon, Dirk, seriously --
                                    DIRK
                  What? I dunno, okay? Okay. I don't know.
                                    REED
                         We have to sell your car.
                                    DIRK
                          I will not do it, Reed.
                                    REED
                      What else is there to do, Dirk?
                         Huh? We have nothing left.
                                    DIRK
                     I worked way too fucking hard for
              that car . . . what am I supposed to do . . . ?
                                    REED
                        It solves all our problems.
                                    DIRK
                I will not sell my Corvette: Simple as that.
                Where the fuck is Todd? Where are my jeans?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                         What are you looking for?
                                    DIRK
                                My jeans --
                                 SCOTTY J.
                       The cool ones with the thing?
                                    DIRK
                       All my jeans are cool, Scotty.
                                   SCOTTY
                                   Sorry.
Todd enters and holds up an ENVELOPE.
                                    TODD
                                  Got it.
                                    DIRK
                       Where the fuck have you been?
                                    TODD
                          Getting some shit . . .
Dirk notices that Todd is wearing the JEANS he was looking for.
                                    DIRK
                           What the fuck is that?
                                    TODD
                                   What?
                                    DIRK
                       Those are my jeans, Todd. I've
                          been looking for those.
                                    TODD
                       You said I could borrow them.
                                    DIRK
                             I never said that.
                                    TODD
                             I thought you did.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                         Can I come with you, Dirk?
                                    DIRK
              Give me my fuckin' jeans back, Todd. Seriously.
                                    TODD
                                   Sorry.
Todd gets out of the jeans and gives them over to Dirk, who puts them on as
Reed and Scotty look on;
                                    REED
                     Dirk, please -- we gotta deal with
                           this money situation.
                                    DIRK
                             Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                         Where are you goin', Dirk?
                                    DIRK
                                 Goin' out.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                             Can I go with you?
Dirk is out the door.
CUT TO:
160 INT. LIMO - PARKED - NIGHT - CONTINUED
The limo is pulled over and Jack is speaking through the window to some
YOUNG COLLEGE STUDENT, wearing a backpack. (This kid is one of the boys who
was making sexual gestures to Rollergirl earlier in the movie).
                                    JACK
                              What do you say?
                                COLLEGE KID
                          I dunno -- you mean it.
                                    JACK
                    Anything you wanna do -- you do it.
                      Do you see this young lady here?
                                COLLEGE KID
                                   Yeah.
                                    JACK
                           You like what you see?
                                COLLEGE KID
                                   Sure.
                                    JACK
                   Then get in here and do what you want.
The College Kid gets in the car, sits next to Rollergirl, who nods hello.
She may or may not recognize him. Jack gets in the seat opposite (behind
the CAMERA).
                                    JACK
                               You a student?
                                COLLEGE KID
                          Um . . . um . . . yeah.
                                    JACK
                   Oh, great. Where do you go to school?
                                COLLEGE KID
                    Um . . . uh . . . do I have to say?
                                    JACK
                 No, no. Anyway. How'd you like to go round
               with Rollergirl? Have you seen her film work?
                                COLLEGE KID
                       . . . yeah . . . yeah I have.
                              (to Rollergirl)
                   We watch your films in my frat house.
                  I go to CSUN. The fuckin' guys are never
                           gonna believe this --
                                    JACK
                     Alright . . . fantastic cool . . .
                                COLLEGE KID
                   I think we met once before, actually.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                  Really?
BEAT.
                                COLLEGE KID
                I know you . . . we went to school together.
                      We went to high school together.
              . . . you're Brandy, right? Brandy's your name.
Rollergirl looks caught. Jack looks surprised to hear this . . .
CUT TO:
161 EXT. STUDIO CITY/ALLEYWAY - NIGHT (LATER)
Dirk is standing in an alleyway. HEADLIGHTS FLOAT ACROSS A WALL, CATCHING A
GLIMPSE OF DIRK. A small Toyota drives up and stops next to Dirk. A FIGURE
inside the car speaks;
                                   FIGURE
                                   Hello.
                                    DIRK
                                    Hey.
                                   FIGURE
                        Are you waiting for someone?
                                    DIRK
                    . . . yeah. I'm waiting for someone.
               I'm not sure if they're gonna show up though.
                                   FIGURE
                         You wanna wait in the car?
BEAT. Dirk gets into the Toyota. It drives about fifty yards down the alley
and makes a turn into --
CUT TO:
162 EXT. EMPTY PARKING LOT - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT
The Toyota with Dirk pulls around and parks.
CUT TO:
163 INT. TOYOTA - PARKED - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT
CAMERA holds a profile 2-shot on Dirk in the f.g. and the driver in the
b.g. The driver is a young SURFER kid in his late 20s.
                                   SURFER
                                  I'm Joe.
                                    DIRK
                                   Dirk.
                                   (beat)
                           Do you know who I am?
                                   SURFER
                               . . . No . . .
                                    DIRK
                          My name is Dirk Diggler.
                                   SURFER
                No . . . I mean . . . you're a guy . . . I'm
                          helping you out . . . .
                                    DIRK
                                   Yeah.
                                   SURFER
                      So . . . what do you want to do?
                                    DIRK
                       I'm . . . it's what you want.
                                   SURFER
               . . . I wanna watch you. I mean, I'm not gay.
                    I just wanna. Maybe you can jerk off
                 a little and I can watch. Maybe I'll join
                    in, but for now I just wanna watch.
Dirk nods his head a little. HOLD.
                                    DIRK
                               Twenty bucks.
                                   SURFER
                          Ten is all I have . . .
CUT TO:
164 INT. LIMO - MOVING - MOMENTS LATER
The limo is moving now. Jack is sitting behind the CAMERA. The LIGHT held
above the Camcorder SHINES brightly on them.
Rollergirl and the College Kid struggle in the seat. He has some trouble
removing his pants and she tries to help a little, but it's pretty obvious
she's not enjoying this. Jack tries to coach them from the sidelines;
                                    JACK
                     Alright, there, pal; make it look
                    good, make it sexy -- don't just ram
                        your way up and in there --
The College Kid doesn't respond.
                                    JACK
                    Hey, hey, hey . . . take it slow and
                         make it kinky, kid. C'mon.
                      Think of Miss Lovely Rollergirl
                     as a beautiful instrument that you
             need to play . . . c'mon now . . . slow down . . .
                   Pretend you're just a wonderful stud,
                   pretend you're a wonderful stud that's
            just ready to melt her pussy . . . hey, kid . . . ?
                   Are you listening to me? Hey -- hey --
                                COLLEGE KID
                       Just let me do my thing, man.
                                    JACK
                              Cut. Stop. Cut.
The College Kid looks a little pissed, Rollergirl pushes him off;
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                           This is stupid, Jack.
                                    JACK
                    I know . . . this isn't working out.
                                COLLEGE KID
                                 That's it?
                                 JACK (OC)
               Yeah, that's all. Sorry for the inconvenience.
The College Kid pulls his pants on.
                                COLLEGE KID
                   You got me hard -- you could at least
                      jack me off or something, lady.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                         What the fuck did you say?
                                COLLEGE KID
                        It's not so cool to leave me
                              with a hard on.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                 Fuck you.
                                COLLEGE KID
                     Nice life you've got here. Should
                    be proud of what you've become . . .
The College Kid laughs a little, heads out of the car, turns back to Jack
and says:
                                COLLEGE KID
                    Your fuckin' films suck now anyway.
ANGLE, CU. JACK
CAMERA DOLLIES IN A LITTLE IN SLOW MOTION. He freaks out.
Jack CHARGES out of the limo TACKLING the College Kid to the Ground. He
starts to BEAT the shit out of him . . .
CUT TO:
165 INT. TOYOTA - PARKED - THAT MOMENT
Dirk zips his pants open. The Surfer kid's eyes watch closely. Dirk pulls
out his cock and the Surfer kid looks surprised, speaks sotto;
                                   SURFER
       . . . holy shit . . . that's nice . . . that's . . . big . . .
Dirk nods, looks down.
                                   SURFER
                      Why don't you jerk it a little,
                   get it hard? I wanna see it get hard.
Dirk's hand touches his cock and he starts to masturbate a little. The
Surfer kid watches. CAMERA BEGINS A PAINFULLY SLOW ZOOM INTO PROFILE XCU.
ON DIRK.
                                   SURFER
                    . . . maybe . . . do it harder . . .
Dirk does it harder and faster.
                                   SURFER
                             Get your hand wet.
                                    DIRK
                            . . . be quiet . . .
Dirk tries to do it faster and harder.
                                   SURFER
                 . . . c'mon . . . c'mon . . . c'mon . . .
Dirk tries harder and faster but only gets more frustrated. He verges on
tears, looks to the Surfer Kid.
                                    DIRK
              I can't . . . I can't get it hard . . . I can't.
                                I'm sorry --
SUDDENLY:
A PICK-UP TRUCK carrying THREE PUNK KIDS SLAMS ON ITS BRAKES IN FRONT OF
DIRK IN THE TOYOTA. Dirk looks up in shock, turns his head to the Surfer
Kid who says;
                                   SURFER
                You shouldn't do this sort of thing, faggot.
Surfer PUNCHES Dirk in the face . . .
CUT TO:
166 EXT. VENTURA BLVD. - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT
Jack continues to BEAT the College Kid and yell at him;
                                    JACK
                       YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT.
                  YOU LITTLE PRICK. YOU HAVE SOME GODDAMN
                    RESPECT FOR THAT GIRL. SHE'S A STAR,
                  A WONDERFUL CHILD AND A STAR. You think
                  you're worthy to fuck her -- you're not
                 worthy to TOUCH her -- the way you fuck --
                 who taught you? WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FUCK
                  THAT WAY? YOU'RE AN AMATEUR. AN AMATEUR.
He KICKS the College Kid again and again . . . CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON
ROLLERGIRL as she watches. She rolls over . . . stands a BEAT over the
College Kid . . . and then goes crazy . . . she SMASHES his face with her
ROLLERSKATES over and over and over;
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                 YOU -- DON'T -- EVER -- DISRESPECT -- ME.
She breaks down CRYING and SCREAMING . . . Jack pulls her off . . .
CUT TO:
167 EXT. PARKING LOT - THAT MOMENT
The FOUR SURFER PUNKS drag Dirk from the car and proceed to beat the shit
out of him. Kicking and punching him, calling out;
                                  SURFERS
                      Little Fuckin' Fag. Donkey-Dick.
                       You don't do this. You don't.
They continue to yell and scream and kick and punch Dirk and eventually
peel out of the parking lot. Dirk moans and cries and holds his stomach in
pain. He coughs up some blood and vomit . .
CAMERA PANS away from him, looking out of the alleyway, toward Ventura
Blvd. HOLD WIDE ANGLE ON THE STREET, EMPTY FRAME, THEN;
The WHITE LIMO carrying Jack and Rollergirl cruises PAST.
ANGLE, IN THE STREEET, MOMENT LATER.
The WHITE LIMO drives PAST CAMERA LFT. HOLD, THEN; BUCK'S CAR enters in
CAMERA RT. And we PICK UP AND PAN with it into --
CUT TO:
168 EXT. DONUT SHOP/VENTURA BLVD. - NIGHT
Buck's car pulls up and parks in front of the donut shop. CAMERA DOLLIES IN
CLOSE. Jessie is in the passenger seat, Buck leaves the engine running;
                                    BUCK
                          What do you want, honey?
                                   JESSIE
           I want . . . um . . . apple fritter . . . Jelly . . .
              And uh . . . chocolate with sprinkles . . . and
                           a bear claw, too . . .
Buck gets out of the car and we reveal that she is SIX MONTHS PREGNANT.
Buck looks down;
                                    BUCK
                      How's my little kung-fu fighter?
                                   JESSIE
                    He's kicking ass inside my stomach.
                                    BUCK
                               That's a boy.
CUT TO:
169 INT. DONUT SHOP - NIGHT
Buck enters and looks at some donuts, helped by the DONUT BOY behind the
counter. A MIDDLE AGED MAN in a camouflage baseball hat sits in the corner
eating a donut and some coffee, reading 'Guns and Ammo.'
                                 DONUT BOY
                              Can I help you?
                                    BUCK
                   Yeah . . . I'm gonna get a dozen . . .
The Donut Boy gets a box and Buck starts to point out;
                                    BUCK
             Lemme get two bear claws . . . apple fritter . . .
               Two chocolate . . . two sprinkles . . . gimme
                some of those glazed . . . how many is that?
At that moment a PUERTO RICAN KID walks in, pulls a REVOLVER from his
pocket and points at the Donut Boy.
                              PUERTO RICAN KID
                  Empty the safe. Behind the soda machine.
                                    BUCK
                               Jesus Christ.
The Puerto Rican Kid SWINGS HIS AIM at Buck.
                              PUERTO RICAN KID
                  Don't talk . . . shut the fuck up . . .
                          (aims back at Donut Boy)
                      Okay . . . empty the safe . . .
Donut Boy starts to empty the safe, putting the money in a paper sack . . .
Buck is frozen . . .
The MIDDLE AGED MAN in the corner reaches into his coat pocket and pulls
out an extremely BIG GUN . . .
The Middle Aged Man SHOOTS the Puerto Rican Kid in the BACK . . .
. . . the Puerto Rican Kid turns and returns FIRE, hitting the Middle Aged
Man with a bullet in the FACE . . .
. . . The Middle Aged Man gets another wild SHOT off before he expires and
that bullet hits the Donut Boy in the CHEST . . .
So: The Donut Boy is dead, The Puerto Rican Kid falls to the floor dead and
the Middle Aged Man is face down dead in his donut and coffee . . .
Blood is ALL OVER Buck . . . he stands for a long moment . . .
CU. THE BAG OF MONEY ON THE FLOOR
CU. BUCK.
He looks at it. SLOW ZOOM IN. BEAT.
Buck leans down, picks up the BAG FULL OF MONEY and walks out of the donut
shop.
FADE OUT.
TITLE CARD, OVER BLACK: "One Last Thing"
170 INT. EL PUEBLO MOTEL ROOM - NIGHT
Reed, Todd and Dirk sit around a table. Dirk is bandaged. Scotty J. is
mingling around the background. CAMERA DOES A SLOW 360 AROUND THE TABLE.
                                    TODD
                 Alright. I think this could be the thing.
              Something to help us score a little extra cash.
                 I think if we decide to do this, we gotta
                          be one hundred percent.
                                    REED
                                  I agree.
                                    TODD
                     This guy's name is Rahad Jackson.
                   He's got more money than God and twice
                  as much coke, crack and smack. He'll buy
               just about anything anybody wants to sell him.
               He just likes people hanging out at his house
                               and partying.
                                    DIRK
                            How do you know him?
                                    TODD
                      He used to come into Party Boys
                  once in a while. Mutrix introduced me --
                                    DIRK
                      And how would we do it, exactly?
                     I mean, how would it all go down?
                                    TODD
                       It's like this: I call him up,
                tell him I got half a key of quality stuff.
                                    REED
                       Do you have his phone number?
                                    TODD
                Yeah. So we call him up, give him the price.
                                    DIRK
                                 How much?
                                    TODD
               Half a key for like . . . five thousand bucks.
                           Split it three ways --
                                    DIRK
                    That's enough to get my Vette fixed.
                                    TODD
                    That's right. So we set up the deal,
                    dump half a kilo of baking soda in a
                  bag and walk over to his house -- BOOM.
                  Right there -- this could be a nifty bit
                             o' hustle-bustle.
                                    REED
                          Do you have his address?
                                    TODD
               Fuckin', Reed, yeah I have his address, c'mon.
                                    DIRK
                          What if he tests it out?
                                    TODD
                                 He won't.
                                    DIRK
                              How do you know?
                                    TODD
                 I know he won't. I'm positive. Believe me.
                                    REED
                          It's a pretty good idea.
                                    DIRK
                        I think we should go for it.
Scotty J. comes over to the table.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                   You guys should be careful with this.
                                    DIRK
                                  Scotty?
                                 SCOTTY J.
                                   What?
                                    DIRK
               Just . . . y'know . . . mind yer own business.
                                 SCOTTY J.
                                   Sorry.
ECU - Baking soda poured in a plastic bag.
ECU - The plastic bag wrapped in a brown paper sack.
ECU - Dirk's car keys grabbed off the table.
CUT TO:
171 OMITTED
172 EXT. RAHAD JACKSON'S HOUSE - NIGHT
The Corvette pulls up in front of a tacky one-story house in the hills of
Studio City. The Corvette stops and CAMERA DOLLIES IN QUICK. Dirk, Reed,
Todd sit in the parked car. In sotto;
                                    DIRK
                                   Okay.
                                    TODD
                          You guys ready for this?
                                    REED
                                   I am.
                                    TODD
                                   Dirk?
                                    DIRK
             Me? Yeah . . . yeah, I'm ready. I was born ready.
                                    TODD
                                  Alright.
Todd takes out a .45 AUTOMATIC PISTOL and loads a cartridge.
                                    DIRK
                           What the fuck is that?
                                    TODD
                              It's a big gun.
                                    DIRK
                              I know, but why?
                                    TODD
                   Just in case, just in case. Let's go.
They pile out of the damaged Corvette and walk up. CAMERA (STEADICAM)
follows them.
                                    REED
                                I'm nervous.
                                    TODD
                               It'll be okay.
                                    REED
                     Let's get in and out, in and out.
                                    TODD
                  Not too quick -- that looks suspicious.
                          Lemme do the talking --
They arrive and ring the doorbell.
CUT TO:
173 INT. RAHAD JACKSON'S HOUSE - NIGHT - THAT MOMENT
A really big fat black BODYGUARD comes to the door and opens up:
                                 BODYGUARD
                             Hello. Come on in.
The bodyguard leads them down a hall and into a tacky and spacious, sunken
LIVING ROOM.
They're greeted by a man in a silk robe, slightly open to show some bikini
briefs and a thin sheen of sweat covering his body: RAHAD JACKSON (late
40s).
Off in a corner of the room, a YOUNG ASIAN KID is casually throwing some
FIRECRACKERS around.
Rahad is DANCING around by himself to NIGHT RANGER, "SISTER CHRISTIAN." He
spots the men;
                                   RAHAD
                     Hello, friends. Which one is Todd?
                                    TODD
                  That's me. We met before at the club --
                                   RAHAD
                         Oh, yeah. Come on in here.
                                    TODD
                    These are my friends Dirk and Reed.
                                   RAHAD
                 Great to meet you. You guys want something
                  to drink -- or a pill -- or some coke --
                               or some dope?
                               DIRK/REED/TODD
                         No thank you, thanks, no.
                                   RAHAD
               So what do we have, we have, something, yeah?
                                    TODD
            Here it is . . . half a key . . . it's really good,
                        if you wanna test it out --
                                   RAHAD
                    Oh, wait a minute, I love this part:
                               (sings along)
                     "SISTER CHRISTIAN, THERE'S SO MUCH
                    IN LIFE, DON'T YOU GIVE IT UP BEFORE
                     YOUR TIME IS DUE . . . IT'S TRUE!"
                                 (to Dirk)
                          This song is so amazing.
                         Anyway: What's the price?
                                    TODD
                      We were thinking five thousand.
                                   RAHAD
                    That's good. No problem, cool, cool.
The Bodyguard brings over a PAPER BAG FULL OF CASH and hands the bag to
Todd in exchange for the PAPER BAG FULL OF BAKING SODA.
Reed watches the Bodyguard take the bag and notices something. REED'S POV:
a SHOULDER HOLSTER holds a .45 Automatic Pistol.
Rahad does an air guitar solo to the Night Ranger song . . . he walks
across the room, picks up a COKE PIPE and looks to the guys;
                                   RAHAD
                          You wanna play baseball?
                               DIRK/REED/TODD
                               No thank you.
Rahad strokes the pipe while dancing. Dirk looks across to an open bedroom
door.
DIRK'S POV: Through the crack in the door, we can see a bloody, battered
YOUNG BLACK WOMAN in a silk robe . . .she's followed by another YOUNG WHITE
GIRL in nothing.
                                 RAHAD (OC)
                             Check this out --
He takes out a nickel plated REVOLVER and loads a single bullet, spins the
chamber and puts it to his head and sings;
                                   RAHAD
                    SISTER CHRISTIAN -- OH THE TIME HAS
                    COME . . . AND YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE
                     THE ONLY ONE TO SAY . . . OK . . .
He pulls the trigger . . . Click . . . he smiles and casually speaks;
                                   RAHAD
                      I put a mix tape together of all
                my favorite songs . . . This is song number
               three . . . I love putting mix tapes together,
               you know . . . if you buy an album or tape or
                something, those guys put the songs in their
              order and they try and say how you should listen
                    to the songs, but I don't like that.
                   I don't like to be told what to listen
                  to, when to listen to or anything . . .
The Night Ranger song FADES OUT . . . BEAT . . . Rahad smiles at the Asian
Kid who's casually throwing some firecrackers around.
                                   RAHAD
                            (to Dirk/Reed/Todd)
                     He's Chinese . . . he loves to set
                           off firecrackers . . .
REO SPEEDWAGON, "CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING," begins to play.
                                   RAHAD
                   I CAN'T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANY LONGER
                  AND YET I'M STILL AFRAID TO LET IT FLOW.
                  WHAT STARTED OUT AS FRIENDSHIP HAS GROWN
                 STRONGER -- I ONLY WISH I HAD THE STRENGTH
                             TO LET IT SHOW --
                                    DIRK
           Well . . . I think maybe . . . we better get going --
                                   RAHAD
                      No, stay. Hang out. We'll party.
                                    DIRK
                         No, we really gotta split.
                     We have to be somewhere and we --
Dirk and Rahad continue to haggle about leaving/not leaving. CAMERA BEGINS
A SLOW DOLLY INTO A CU ON TODD.
                                    TODD
                           We're Not Leaving Yet.
Dirk and Reed look at Todd. He stands up.
                                    TODD
                 We're here now and we want something else.
                Hey -- Hey. We Want Something Else From You.
                                   RAHAD
                                   What?
                                    DIRK
                    Todd -- what the hell are you doing?
                                    TODD
                   In the master bedroom, under the bed,
                   in a floor safe . . . You understand?
The Bodyguard turns his head. Dirk and Reed are confused;
                                    DIRK
                  Todd . . . what the fuck, man, c'mon --
                                    TODD
                  Shut up, Dirk. I told you I got a plan.
                             I got a good plan.
                                   RAHAD
                         Are you kiddin' me kittie?
                                    TODD
                    No I'm not. I'm not kidding. We want
                   what's in the safe. We want what's in
                   the safe in the floor under the bed in
                            the master bedroom.
                                    DIRK
                          Todd -- don't be crazy.
                                 (to Rahad)
                 Sir -- we don't know anything about this.
                   This is not the thing that we wanted.
                                    TODD
                          SHUT THE FUCK UP, DIRK.
The BODYGUARD reaches into his coat . . .
. . . Todd pulls his REVOLVER quickly and AIMS at the Bodyguard.
                                    TODD
                         Don't reach for your gun.
. . . Rahad reacts by AIMING HIS GUN AT TODD . . .
                                   RAHAD
                     You don't wanna do this, friendly.
                                    TODD
                        You've only got one bullet.
Rahad PULLS THE TRIGGER . . . a bullet FIRES from the gun and strikes Todd
in the SHOULDER . . . the gun in his hand falls to the floor and he
stumbles back . . .
. . . The Bodyguard takes this moment to GRAB HIS OWN GUN from the holster
and FIRE off shots at Dirk and Reed . . .
. . . Bullets graze past them and they DUCK FOR COVER . . .
. . . The GIRLS in the bedroom SCREAM and SHOUT at the gunfire . . .
. . . A STRAY BULLET HITS the ASIAN KID in the heart, but he doesn't fall .
. .
. . . TODD reaches hold of his gun, crouches for cover and FIRES a bullet
STRAIGHT INTO the Bodyguard . . . who falls back DEAD . . . Todd looks
right and sees:
RAHAD scuttles into the bedroom with the women . . . Todd looks over his
shoulder to Dirk and Reed;
                                    DIRK
                     WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, TODD?
                                    TODD
                          He went in the bedroom.
                                    DIRK
                   ARE YOU CRAZY? WHEN DID YOU GO CRAZY?
                                    TODD
                     He's got cash and coke in the safe
                     under the bed -- if we leave here
                          without it we're fools.
                                    REED
                     Let's just split, let's just split
                     right now, Todd. Don't be stupid.
                       This wasn't part of the deal.
                                    TODD
                  I'm goin' in that bedroom and get what's
                       in that safe. Are you coming?
                                    DIRK
                     Fuck no. Todd. Don't. Don't do it.
Todd gets up and heads for the bedroom with his revolver at the ready . . .
he inches closer to the door and twists the door knob, then KICKS THE DOOR
OPEN;
. . . Rahad is standing right there, holding a SAWED OFF SHOTGUN. He pulls
the trigger . . . Todd blinks . . .
. . . Rahad's SHOTGUN BLAST blows Todd BACK and UP in the air about fifteen
feet . . . he FALLS to the ground with a HOLE in his STOMACH about the size
of a basketball . . . Rahad calls out to Dirk and Reed;
                                   RAHAD
                   C'mon out, little puppies. You want to
                  come and see, come and see, to get what
                        is coming down. Coming down.
Rahad peers out from his bedroom, sees a sliver of Dirk behind the wall.
Rahad FIRES HIS SHOTGUN . . . which cuts right past Dirk's head and SHREDS
the wall near him . . .
Reed and Dirk make a DASH for the front door . . .
. . . Rahad FIRES another shot . . .
. . . a BLAST BREEZES PAST THEIR HEADS . . .
Dirk and Reed make it OUTSIDE . . . Rahad chases after them . . .
CUT TO:
174 EXT. RAHAD'S HOUSE - THAT MOMENT
Reed and Dirk make a dash for the Corvette -- they're steps away when a
SHOTGUN BLAST BLOWS INTO THE PASSENGER'S SIDE DOOR --
Reed heads away from the car -- makes a run diagonally across the street
for shelter behind some SHRUBS and TREES -- (he gets lost from CAMERA)
Dirk gets around to the driver's side of the Corvette, shielded and
crouched -- he opens the door and starts to get in --
ANOTHER SHOT BLOWS THE PASSENGER'S SIDE WINDOW OUT.
GLASS SPRAYS IN HIS EYES AND HIS HAND SLIPS DOWN, RELEASING THE EMERGENCY
BRAKE OF THE CAR -- WHICH BEGINS TO ROLL DOWN THE STREET--
Dirk stumbles back from the car. He looks to the house:
Rahad is about to FIRE the shotgun again . . .
. . . he looks down the street: the Corvette is ROLLING away and picking up
speed as it goes down the hill --
Dirk gets on his feet and makes a run for the car, Rahad FIRES . . .
. . . Dirk catches up with the car, hops in -- gets the key in the ignition
and starts it up, peels off down the street --
CUT TO:
175 INT. DIRK'S CORVETTE - MOMENTS LATER
Dirk pulls around and stops a moment. He looks around -- he looks back in
his rearview mirror.
                                    DIRK
                           Fuck -- Fuck -- Fuck.
CUT TO:
176 EXT. STREET NEARBY - THAT MOMENT
Reed is running FULL-SPEED down a residential street, in and out of
backyards and over fences, dodging attack dogs, etc.
CUT TO:
177 INT. RAHAD JACKSON'S HOUSE - THAT MOMENT
RAHAD storms around his house, the SHOTGUN in his hand. The two battered
YOUNG WOMEN are shaking and shivering in a corner --
                                   RAHAD
           What the fuck . . . what the fuck . . . what the fuck.
Rahad rants and raves incoherently, sets down the shotgun for a moment to
take a hit from his crack pipe. A DISCO song is playing LOUDLY and Rahad is
dancing. HOLD, THEN:
ANGLE, A WALL IN THE HOUSE
a red flash hits the wall . . . then a blue flash hits the wall.
ANGLE, RAHAD
he looks at the wall and sees the red-blue flash.
CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON RAHAD. He smiles.
More RED-BLUE FLASHES hit the house and the SOUNDS of POLICE ACTION start
to BUILD . . .
                                   RAHAD
                       It's coming down, coming down.
. . . RAHAD PICKS UP THE SHOTGUN, SMASHES THE WINDOW AND FIRES OFF A SHOT
TOWARDS THE OC POLICE ACTION . . .
. . . OC POLICE FIRE BACK ABOUT ONE MILLION BULLETS THAT RIP INTO RAHAD,
SENDING HIM BACK, STUMBLING ACROSS THE HOUSE, FURTHER AND FURTHER . . .
BULLETS RIP INTO THE TWO GIRLS, KILLING THEM.
OVERHEAD ANGLE, STRAIGHT DOWN:
Rahad's dead body falls next to Todd's dead body . . . a BEAT later, the
Asian Kid finally falls over, face down next to them . . .
QUICK FADE OUT, CUT TO:
178 OMITTED
179 OMITTED
180 INT. DIRK'S CORVETTE - MOVING - NIGHT
HOLD CU. ON DIRK. He's driving fast. Paranoid and freaked. The car starts
to sputter . . . slows . . . Dirk panics when he sees the gas tank . . .
ECU. The Gas Tank Display. The orangle needle is on, "E."
CUT TO:
TITLE CARD: "Fourteen Miles Later"
CUT TO:
181 EXT. STREET/OUTSIDE LOS ANGELES - DAWN (LATER)
Dirk's car is out of gas. He pushes the car off the main boulevard and down
a side street.
CUT TO:
182 EXT. SIDE STREET - THAT MOMENT
Dirk pushes his car down a small cul-de-sac, hops in and pulls the
emergency brake.
He looks around a moment. HOLD. CAMERA DOLLIES IN CLOSE ON HIS FACE. He
looks at the street signs.
OVERHEAD ANGLE, INTERSECTION.
Dirk walks to the middle of the intersection and looks up at the signposts.
It reads, "Troost Street."
He walks down this street, looking at the houses. He walks a full two
blocks down, stops, looks: He's standing in front of his PARENTS HOUSE. It
looks just the same.
A young PAPERBOY rides past and throws the paper, hitting Dirk in the head.
He hesitates, then walks up the steps;
CAMERA MOVES IN SLOWLY ON THE DOOR, LANDS IN A CU. OVER HIS SHOULDER. He
knocks. Moments later . . . the door opens; A young woman in a bathrobe
with a BABY on her hip opens the door. This is SHERYL LYNN, who we met
earlier.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                                    Yes?
                                    DIRK
                                . . . hello.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                              Can I help you?
BEAT.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                            Eddie . . . ? Eddie.
Dirk hesitates a moment, then recognizes Sheryl Lynn.
                                    DIRK
             . . . what are you doing here? Where's my mother?
                                SHERYL LYNN
                    Eddie . . . I can't believe it . . .
                                    DIRK
                   . . . I'm looking for my mother . . .
                   I'm looking for my father and mother.
                                SHERYL LYNN
               Eddie, honey . . . my God . . . you just . . .
                                    DIRK
                     Why are you in this house? I don't
                     want to see you, I want my mother.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                     I live here now. With my husband.
                                    DIRK
                              Where's my mom?
                                SHERYL LYNN
                           You should come in --
BEAT. HOLD CU. ON DIRK.
                                    DIRK
                   No . . . no. Jesus Christ, I know what
                            you're gonna say --
                                SHERYL LYNN
                    Eddie, I can tell you what happened,
                    just let me tell you inside here --
                                    DIRK
                        Just tell me. Just tell me.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                       They passed . . . last May --
The baby starts to cry. Dirk doesn't move;
                                    DIRK
                             . . . how . . . ?
                                SHERYL LYNN
                   Eddie, come inside right now, please.
                                    DIRK
                             YOU TELL ME, LADY.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                    There was no way to find you, to get
             in touch with you. To tell you all these things --
                                    DIRK
                          TELL ME RIGHT NOW, YOU.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                       Eddie, it was out of the blue
                and there was a man and he was speeding and
                      he was drunk and they didn't --
CUT TO:
183 EXT. INTERSECTION - DAY
A little Station Wagon enters the intersection with the right of way but is
IMMEDIATELY AND POWERFULLY CRUNCHED by a SPEEDING MALIBU that barrels into
the intersection.
The STATION WAGON is THROWN fifty yards away. A HORN blows . . .
CAMERA DOES A SLOW DOLLY IN TOWARDS THE STATION WAGON. Dirk's MOTHER and
FATHER are SOAKED IN BLOOD.
CAMERA DOES A SLOW DOLLY IN TOWARDS THE SPEEDING MALIBU. Half in/half
through the windshield of this car is JOHNNY DOE.
QUICK FADE OUT, CUT TO:
184 EXT. DIRK'S HOUSE/TORRANCE - THAT MOMENT
Back to the scene. HOLD ON DIRK.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                     It was just some drunk kid, Eddie.
                                    DIRK
                          -- why do you live here?
                                SHERYL LYNN
                    My husband and I bought this house.
                                    DIRK
                         Why? Why did you do that?
                                SHERYL LYNN
                              Eddie, please --
                                    DIRK
                    This is my house. THIS IS MY HOUSE.
                    What the fuck? What the fuck are you
                    doing here? I don't want to see you,
                 I need to see my mother. I want my mother.
CUT TO:
185 INT. SHERYL LYNN'S HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER
CAMERA HOLDS IN THE KITCHEN. Sheryl Lynn makes breakfast with the baby on
her hip. Her HUSBAND sits nearby in his bathrobe, watching the situation
and keeping quiet.
Dirk is on the phone in the living room. WE HEAR ONLY MUFFLED BITS FROM HIS
CONVERSATION.
                                    DIRK
                                (into phone)
            . . . Scotty. It's Dirk . . . yeah . . . yeah . . .
               lemme talk to him . . . Reed . . . yeah. Yeah.
                                   (beat)
          Are you sure . . . ? Yeah, okay . . . in a little . . .
Dirk hangs up, looks at Sheryl Lynn and her husband.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                           Is everything alright?
Dirk nods. She sets him up with a cup of coffee.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                   You made something of yourself, Eddie.
She smiles, nods, points to the living room.
                                SHERYL LYNN
                  I have all of your tapes . . . I've seen
                  all of your films . . . I knew you'd do
                      something special with it . . .
Dirk looks and sees that she has a collection of about 100 videotapes on a
shelf . . . the Husband looks a little depressed . . . the Baby cries . . .
DOLLY IN A LITTLE ON DIRK.
CUT TO:
186 INT. JACK'S HOUSE - MORNING (LATER)
CAMERA holds on the hallway that looks towards the front door. It opens
slowly and Dirk steps inside. He takes his sunglasses off and stands a
moment.
OC we hear some noises coming from the kitchen. Sounds of someone cooking
something. The SOUND from the television.
A few moments pass and Jack enters the HALLWAY and FRAME. Jack and Dirk
stand a moment, looking at each other in silence. Dirk looks down, fiddles
with his sunglasses, loses it;
                                    DIRK
                          Can you please help me?
HOLD.
CUT TO:
187 INT. JACK'S OFFICE - DAY - MOMENTS LATER
Dirk has broken down in Jack's arms. Jack hugs him and pets his head. AMBER
enters, brings Dirk a glass of water and sits next to them on the couch.
CAMERA DOLLIES IN SLOW.
                                    JACK
                      It's alright, boy. It's alright.
FADE OUT.
188 EXT. DOORWAY - DAY "Sequence "E"
CAMERA holds on a doorway. Buck steps out, dressed in a BREAK DANCER
outfit, looks INTO CAMERA:
                                    BUCK
                       Did I hear somebody say DEALS?
CAMERA CONTINUES BACK TO REVEAL the store front of "BUCK'S SUPER COOL
STEREO STORE," with a huge banner that reads, "Grand Opening."
                                    BUCK
                     This weekend and this weekend only
                  Buck's Super Cool Stereo World is making
                    Super-Cool Deals on ALL name brands.
REVERSE ANGLE: AMBER and KURT LONGJOHN are standing next to a VIDEO CAMERA,
filming a COMMERCIAL for Buck's store.
                                    BUCK
                     We're open, we're ready -- all you
                   need to do is walk over, get down and
                             come inside us --
                                   AMBER
                              Cut. Excellent.
CUT TO:
189 INT. HIGH SCHOOL CLASSROOM - DAY
CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON ROLLERGIRL. She's sitting at a desk, deep in the
middle of taking the GED test. She starts to drift, looking out the window
. . . then back to the test.
CUT TO:
190 INT. BAKERSFIELD RETIREMENT HOME - DAY
CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON BECKY. She's wearing a UNIFORM and working with a
group of OLD FOLKS in the retirement home. She feeds Mr. Brown some soup
and smiles.
CUT TO:
191 INT. JAIL CELL - NIGHT
THE COLONEL sits in a jail cell with a large black man, TYRONE.
                                  COLONEL
                                  Tyrone?
                                   TYRONE
                               Yes, Colonel.
                                  COLONEL
                                  Tell me.
                                   TYRONE
                         You know that I love you.
                                  COLONEL
                         I like hearing you say it.
                                   TYRONE
                    You're my bitch. You always will be.
BEAT. THE CAMERA DOLLIES IN ON THE COLONEL. He smiles.
CUT TO:
192 EXT. HOT TRAXX NIGHTCLUB - DAY
MAURICE is standing out front with his two BROTHERS who are fresh off the
boat . . . they're unveiling a new sign in front of the club -- the sheet
drops to reveal;
"RODRIGUEZ BROTHERS NIGHTCLUB"
CUT TO:
193 INT. NIGHTCLUB/CABARET - NIGHT
CAMERA moves across the small audience to the stage where REED is doing a
MAGIC SHOW. He's wearing a leotard and floating some brass rings in
mid-air. He snaps his fingers and they drops into his hands -- he takes a
bow and does a little dance.
CUT TO:
194 INT. HOSPITAL/DELIVERY ROOM - DAY
CAMERA is HAND-HELD as JESSIE ST. VINCENT is screaming and kicking her way
through labor. BUCK is holding her hand. SCOTTY J. is with them, filming
the whole thing with a VIDEO CAMERA.
                                    BUCK
                     C'mon, honey, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon.
                                   JESSIE
                 JESUS MOTHER FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY HELL.
We hear a BABY pop out, kicking and screaming.
                                   DOCTOR
                       Yes, yes, Jessie. It's a boy.
CUT TO:
End Sequence "E"
195 EXT. JACK'S DRIVEWAY - DAY (June 84)
An EQUIPMENT TRUCK backs up towards CAMERA. ROCKY, SCOTTY J. and KURT
LONGJOHN enter FRAME and lift the back up to reveal; a whole set of VIDEO
EQUIPMENT. They begin to unload it . . .
STEADICAM PULLS BACK and Jack enters FRAME, smiling and walking back into
the house . . . this is one continous shot . . . as he moves through,
interacting with:
MAURICE is cooking some stuff up in the kitchen. Smoke everywhere.
                                    JACK
                      Maurice, honey, turn the fan on.
                                  MAURICE
                          It smells good, though.
                                    JACK
                     It's stinkin' up the whole house.
ROLLERGIRL is skating around, listening to headphones.
                                    JACK
                   Rollergirl, honey, please, I just had
                             the floors redone.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                   What?
                                    JACK
                   Your skates on the wood floor, please.
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                                   What?
                                    JACK
                 Are you going deaf? Turn the music down --
                                 ROLLERGIRL
                  Jack, I can't hear a word you're saying.
BUCK is setting up a new audio/video system in Jack's living room. He
explains some technical information about the new format of "compact
discs."
                                    JACK
                 Just do me a favor and make it work, Buck.
                                    BUCK
                  Did I talk to you about the modification
                             you're gonna need?
                                    JACK
                         Don't. Don't do it, Buck.
                                    BUCK
                      Jack -- you stick with the bass
                    you got and it's not gonna be loud.
                                    JACK
                    I don't listen to it loud, alright?
                     I just wanna hear something, okay?
Jack continues out to the POOL AREA. REED is swimming with the BABY. JESSIE
ST. VINCENT is doing an oil painting of them.
                                    JACK
                       Look at this, he's a swimmer!
                                   JESSIE
                               (to the baby)
                   Can you say hello to your Uncle Jack?
                                    JACK
                                (to Jessie)
                  He's not gonna piss in the pool, is he?
                                   JESSIE
                             I don't think so.
JACK walks back in the house, down the hallway, CAMERA PANS to a PICTURE on
the wall of LITTLE BILL then PANS back to Jack,who continues down the hall
into --
AMBER'S BEDROOM.
She's sitting in front of her make-up table. He sits next to her;
                                   AMBER
                               Are we ready?
                                    JACK
                              Plenty of time.
                                   AMBER
                          What are you looking at?
                                    JACK
                      I'm looking at you, my darling.
                                   AMBER
                              You're staring.
BEAT. He leans in, gives her a kiss on the cheek and says;
                                    JACK
                 You're the foxiest bitch I've ever known.
CUT TO:
196 INT. JACK'S HOUSE/BEDROOM - DAY - THAT MOMENT
Dirk is sitting in a jean costume, script in front of him for the new film,
working on the lines. He's cleaned up a bit, hair slicked back. He looks in
the mirror;
                                    DIRK
                     I've been around this block twice
                    looking for something . . . a clue.
                 I've been looking for clues and something
              led me back here . . . yeah . . . so here I am.
                                   (beat)
                         Coulda been me who was at
                Ringo's place when the shit went down . . .
                                   (beat)
               Hey . . . I know how it is . . . cause I been
               there . . . we've all done bad things . . . .
                    We all have those guilty feelings in
                    our hearts . . . you wanna take your
                   brain out of your head and wash it and
                 scrub it and make it clean . . . well no.
                                   (beat)
                  But I'm gonna help you settle this . . .
                                   (beat)
                     First we're gonna check for holes,
                   see what we can find . . . then we're
                   gonna get nice and wet . . . so you're
                        gonna spread your legs . . .
                                   (beat)
                   That's good . . . so you know me, you
                     know my reputation . . . thirteen
                      inches is a tough load, I don't
                    treat you gently . . . That's right:
                             I'm Brock Landers.
                                   (beat)
                     So I'm gonna be nice and I'm gonna
                        ask you one more time . . .
                                   (beat)
                          Where the fuck is Ringo?
Dirk stands up, unzips his pants and lets his cock hang out. He looks at
the REFLECTION of it in the mirror;
                                    DIRK
                    I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.
                     I'm a star. I'm a star, I'm a big
                            bright shining star.
He puts his cock back in his pants, does a final karate kick and walks out
of the room, closing the door behind him.
 
 
                                 THE END